How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[Deleted member 307158]

Why is this idiot still here @H.R. PufnStuf ? The thread in which he was bragging about getting you to overturn his ban was closed

Try not to derail threads because of your histrionics in other threads ty

 

[Soundz123]

i already sold my soul and i’m pretty sure there’s no way to buy it back. But i’m fine honestly. There’s no perks other than the promises that don’t ever manifest. Sell me heaven on earth and maybe i’ll give you a chance, cross-boy.

 

[emileh]

Go and tell Muslims that they believe in an 'imaginary friend' or a 'sky daddy' oh that's right you won't because you're a hypocrite

All gods are a product of the human imagination duh.

 

[rapinoes smirking revenge]

All gods are a product of the human imagination duh.

yeah....why exactly wouldn't you say the same thing to them?

 

[babydolla]

make a poll
see how many votes u get
????
profit

🐒

 

[emileh]

yeah....why exactly wouldn't you say the same thing to them?

To the gods? I only talk to myself when I need a sensible answer 😛

 

[Inkandtatts]

Proof that all gods are treated equally:

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[Tams]

Go and tell Muslims that they believe in an 'imaginary friend' or a 'sky daddy' oh that's right you won't because you're a hypocrite

shhhh tall man

 

[ArChAnGeL]

I am sorry that I cannot be your guide you have to find your own way😇

 

[Ytodd]

I got lost..its really hot down here...and I smell bbq! Hmmmmmmmmmm

 

[that one chick]

I got lost..its really hot down here...and I smell bbq! Hmmmmmmmmmm

 

[that one chick]

If you actually take the time to read the Bible, I must say that it's really odd how God is supposed to be this ultimately good and holy being...but if you so much as praise another God (anyone other than him), he will literally destroy and kill you. 🤔

 

[Deleted member 263960]

Proof that all gods are treated equally:

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@Ezz

 

[Deleted member 250213]

To the gods? I only talk to myself when I need a sensible answer 😛

Or expert advice

 

[Inkandtatts]

@Ezz

 

[Ytodd]

If you actually take the time to read the Bible, I must say that it's really odd how God is supposed to be this ultimately good and holy being...but if you so much as praise another God (anyone other than him), he will literally destroy and kill you. 🤔

Heathen! Blasphemy! Sacrilege! You.must now do the walk of shame from game of thrones inside my house!.....

 

[that one chick]

Heathen! Blasphemy! Sacrilege! You.must now do the walk of shame from game of thrones inside my house!.....

Actually you're the heathen, and no one would believe you if you said you're an angel. (Even you don't believe that.)

So I'm thinking, you should do the walk of shame in front of all the forums users! 😉

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

Please take the time to read this first post if you haven't yet.

 

[ReaganTaylor]

My philosophy? And it's my PERSONAL philosophy and in no way is the opinion of chat avenue or any of the other staff members?

You don't. You don't because it doesn't exist.

Again, just my own PERSONAL opinion.

And isn't it against the rules to discuss such a thing? 🤔

 

[babydolla]

everyone 👍🏼 your favorite means of getting into heaven,

& the top ten choices that get the most likes i'll use to make one of my famous polls with 💁🏼‍♀️