How to tell jokes in 2022

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Ffs I’m such a douche. I blame sleep deprivation.

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Two peanuts walk into a bar, the bartender says "Oh great, the nutheads are back." The horse, also in the bar, says "Don't worry, I'll take care of it." So he assaults one of the peanuts. The bartender says "Hey, no horseplay!" One of the other peanuts tries to run away, but runs into a bar and gets knocked out. The horse looks at the bartender and says "Why the long face?" The bartender says "Because this is a bad joke and we all look like idiots." The fourth wall is broken and kool-aid man comes in and gets shot by a russian soldier. The end.
 
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