Inconvenient Curses Game

[Absolut Bitch]

Like it says on the tin, curse someone with something that's proper jarring, that'll really do their head in - do feel free to nominate a recipient for your chosen curse.

Whenever you're out and about and a stranger smiles at you, you automatically do Jazz hands

 

[Deleted member 303204]

When you sneeze you grow horns on your head

 

[Weltschmerz]

You no longer have a dominant hand, both your hands suck at doing basic tasks like brushing your teeth or wiping your ass.

 

[Radiation]

@Princessa

Whenever you pray for someone they grow an inch shorter.

 

[Heathen2002]

when you gaslight, I hope the blow back is worse

 

[-Luka]

When someone asks you the time, you respond with “time to get a watch” and get a slap with a wet haddock

 

[Absolut Bitch]

Your five year old neighbour has their violin lessons during all of your hangovers.

 

[Louize]

You cannot turn left. Ever.

 

[Absolut Bitch]

The person in front of you in line always let other people cut in front of them

 

[-Luka]

Everytime you go on social media the porn lady screams

 

[-Luka]

Every time you sneeze your manpon whistles

 

[emileh]

May your earholes turn into arseholes and shite on your shoulders.

 

[StubleU]

every time you post a well meaninged suggestion...you get questioned about the utility for that one person or **** on because they can't accept responsibility or change

jokes on all of you...you've already been cursed to be on chat-ave

 

[-Luka]

May your pubes be like an Afro.

 

[emileh]

May your next shite be a cactus

 

[Absolut Bitch]

May your grandmother always intrude your thoughts at the last minute as you masturbate

 

[-Luka]

May your grandmother always intrude your thoughts at the last minute as you masturbate

kinell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[emileh]

May someone give your child bagpipes as a birthday present.

 

[Akrta]

May someone throw a raccoon on you

 

[Soapie]

May your nose constantly be a lil blocked