Who is Jack Sh*t?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Sh*t? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Sh*t!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Sh*t is the only son of Awe Sh*t. Awe Sh*t, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Sh*t, the owner of Needeep N. Sh*t, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Sh*t married No Sh*t. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Sh*t, Giva Sh*t, Fulla Sh*t, Bull Sh*t, and the twins Dead Sh*t and Dip Sh*t.
Against her parent's objections, Deap Sh*t married Dumb Sh*t, a high Shool dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and No Sh*t divorced. No Sh*t later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as No Sh*t Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Sh*t married Loda Sh*t, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Sh*t. Two of the other six children, Fulla Sh*t and Giva Sh*t, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Sh*t-Happens nuptials. The Sh*t-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Sh*t, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Sh*t.
Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Sh*t," you can correct them.
As you can see, Jack's family tree doesn't branch well, and that's why The Sh*t's have a fucked family.
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Sh*t? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Sh*t!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Sh*t is the only son of Awe Sh*t. Awe Sh*t, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Sh*t, the owner of Needeep N. Sh*t, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Sh*t married No Sh*t. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Sh*t, Giva Sh*t, Fulla Sh*t, Bull Sh*t, and the twins Dead Sh*t and Dip Sh*t.
Against her parent's objections, Deap Sh*t married Dumb Sh*t, a high Shool dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and No Sh*t divorced. No Sh*t later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as No Sh*t Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Sh*t married Loda Sh*t, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Sh*t. Two of the other six children, Fulla Sh*t and Giva Sh*t, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Sh*t-Happens nuptials. The Sh*t-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Sh*t, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Sh*t.
Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Sh*t," you can correct them.
As you can see, Jack's family tree doesn't branch well, and that's why The Sh*t's have a fucked family.
