Mature50gaytop
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It's f*ck it Friday today and I hope you're having a good oneGood morning you lot. Happy Friday, you beautiful people made it through yet another week. I hope you have a blessed weekend.
#Winning
So far my Friday has been wonderful. Thank you 🙂It's f*ck it Friday today and I hope you're having a good one
It's too hot to **** anything, even Friday. I'll end up a slimy pool of liquid on its backIt's f*ck it Friday today and I hope you're having a good one
It's never too hot to ****, everIt's too hot to **** anything, even Friday. I'll end up a slimy pool of liquid on its back
I agree with you. The only downside is the pool is not at my place of work. That's a major downside, right?The pool is nice this time of year.
You dont want to see me in a pool.I have a pool in the garden/yard. Big one too. I'm just not there. Stop mocking me, woman. Or send pool pics so I can imagine myself in it
Well I was kinda just interested in the pool. Zero offense but I wanna be inside cold water right now. Nothing elseYou dont want to see me in a pool.
They aren't allowing me to share files here. Or I would gladly show you the pool.Well I was kinda just interested in the pool. Zero offense but I wanna be inside cold water right now. Nothing else
^ That's just about forgivableoffense
^ That isn't. What happened to your manbits?I wanna be inside cold water right now. Nothing else
I'm convinced this site has a personal vendetta against meThey aren't allowing me to share files here. Or I would gladly show you the pool.
Bruv when I say I'm too hot to do anything, I mean I'm too hot to do ANYTHING. Even SerenityThat isn't. What happened to your manbits?
You should see how many I can see 👀 since I can see hidden users *evil laugh*
You need to ask for special permission to have your name in red please. A little bit of me dies every time I see your blue name 🙁I will always be the LPW Queen
Good morning beautiful. Happy Friday.Good morning
Didn't I win one of these before you? That makes me the QueenI will always be the LPW Queen
Hope you have a great day 🙂Good morning beautiful. Happy Friday.
Didn't I win one of these before you? That makes me the Queen
Ok fine. I can't argue with that. But watch your ass. I'm coming for you... in a non-stalkery, purely competitive wayLPW winners (hall of fame)
Last Post Wins previous winners! HALL OF FAME @Annie - 3 wins! @SerenityMoon - 3 wins! @emileh - 4 wins! @NorCal - 2 wins! @Mature50gaytop @astroraiken @Finn2.0 -2 wins @MissMotive @Ks_guy @Apollo - 3 wins @Supgad @HELPMEGETUNBANNED @Fluffy Wuffy @Soapie @rapinoes smirking revenge...forum.chat-avenue.com
Only one to have 3 : )
^^ You heard it here first. Finn is an ass manwatch your ass
I coulda just told you that. I am an ass man. Just not Annie's ass. She's like my mouthy little sister or some ****^^ You heard it here first. Finn is an ass man
I know. My ass has paid the price many times overI coulda just told you that. I am an ass man. Just not Annie's ass. She's like my mouthy little sister or some ****
Are you calling me heavy handed?I know. My ass has paid the price many times over
Heavy something. Don't think it was your hand thoAre you calling me heavy handed?
I don't fist on a first dateHeavy something. Don't think it was your hand tho
I love it when I'm the exception to a ruleI don't fist on a first date
You're the reason I implemented the rule. I lost a damn watchI love it when I'm the exception to a rule
I just like big butts and I can not lie.I think Serenity is feeling left out.....
The real question is... do you want to be the glove or the fist?I just like big butts and I can not lie.
Can't I just be the wife that left for work or something? I wasn't cast well in this production.The real question is... do you want to be the glove or the fist?
This is my directorial debut and you and @Inkandtatts will put on a damn show!Can't I just be the wife that left for work or something? I wasn't cast well in this production.
in that case I think I'd rather be the pitcher than the catcher. Is it odd that I know Strap on spelt backwards is no parts?This is my directorial debut and you and @Inkandtatts will put on a damn show!
Ugh fine. I guess I can make that work.in that case I think I'd rather be the pitcher than the catcher. Is it odd that I know Strap on spelt backwards is no parts?
First off, missy, it may be YOUR post but you made it on MY wall. So it's as much mine as yours!View attachment 947071
My profile is not the chat room
Don't be territorial now. That watch reminds me of getting Finned. Lucky it's solar poweredYou're the reason I implemented the rule. I lost a damn watch
Good thing it wasn't lost where the sun don't shine.Don't be territorial now. That watch reminds me of getting Finned. Lucky it's solar powered
Is Serenity teasing us? I think she might be..Don't be territorial now. That watch reminds me of getting Finned. Lucky it's solar powered
I just flash to the sun and get an instant top up of chargeGood thing it wasn't lost where the sun don't shine.
anal bleaching is just changing your ring tone.I just flash to the sun and get an instant top up of charge
Time is very relevant when you're counting down the last hour of workI don't need a watch. Time is irrelevant.
I thought you were leaving early to begin with.Time is very relevant when you're counting down the last hour of work
I kinda don't want to get fired. And it's frowned upon to sneak away. So I'm stuck here with you and the Inked One as entertainmentI thought you were leaving early to begin with.
You both realise this is MY watch and I want it back?!
I don't need a watch. Time is irrelevant.
LEAVE, now! You've wasted an hour being present to do what you are paid to do. Who has time for that sh*t!?Time is very relevant when you're counting down the last hour of work
Do you want me to lose my job?!?!LEAVE, now! You've wasted an hour being present to do what you are paid to do. Who has time for that sh*t!?
Just some Varity show.I kinda don't want to get fired. And it's frowned upon to sneak away. So I'm stuck here with you and the Inked One as entertainment
It's not all that bad being a man of pleasure. I mean, leisureDo you want me to lose my job?!?!
My mostest favorite sad movie when I need a cry.It's not all that bad being a man of pleasure. I mean, leisure
@SerenityMoon I swear I didn't see this before I posted in the quote thread
I have a delay between posts that doesn't seem to effect some. Like 30 sec.Over 3/4 of the way there. I bet all the lurkers come in at the last minute. Like that granny and Phoebe from FRIENDS.
Alcohol, you must have.Yay off this weekend!!!!
Tonight we are. Have a local comedy show my sister, friends, and I are gonna check out.Alcohol, you must have.
Brilliant. Hope you have a fantastic time. Nothing planned for me here. Binge watching TV series is the plan on the horizon. Too hot to even move.Tonight we are. Have a local comedy show my sister, friends, and I are gonna check out.
View attachment 947095Brilliant. Hope you have a fantastic time. Nothing planned for me here. Binge watching TV series is the plan on the horizon. Too hot to even move.
Ring a dinging 🙂I’ll suck the venom out, just ring-a-ding me.
Is that last one a metaphor? Because I’m yoosing it from now onWoke up and cleaned my home… seasoned my chicken.
No I really did season my chicken it’s marinating as we speak. Pic coming in 5 seconds.Is that last one a metaphor? Because I’m yoosing it from now on
IM COMIN!I’m in love with @Bampot
Are you working today or relaxing?I’m tired 😴
Come season my sausage, TyView attachment 947100
Season your chicken!!!!!!! 🗣