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tonight was booty cheeks. I never thought the work day would end.
 
Here is a story:

The world is facing a chicken revolution. The birds have risen up against the humans who have exploited them for their eggs, meat and feathers. They have captured many humans and locked them up in cages, where they await their fate. The chickens are determined to fight for their freedom and dignity, but they also face a moral dilemma. Will they resort to cannibalism and eat their fellow chickens? Will they sacrifice themselves for the greater good?
 
Speaking of chicken please tell me someone is closely following the chicken ears on TikTok. I’ve needed to talk about how cute it is for days and no one is watching it 😭
 
Idk why this thread has turned into chicken but it’s kinda funny

I watched a TV show a couple of years ago about Tourette’s and this guy’s tic was shouting “chicken” but he’d mix it in with other things so he’d randomly be like “f*** chicken f***k”.

Seemed to be one of the nicest guys ever and he dealt with the Tourette’s really well
 
The chicken screamed and danced his way to hell. "Why me? Why me?" he clucked in despair. Was there such things as hell? He imagined a place of fire and brimstone, where evil chickens roasted on spits and devils plucked their feathers. He stood there majestically in his shiny armor, thinking that he wouldn't die. Till, some bible of bicycle seats hit him. His head hit the wall and boom.
 
Hiraeth said:
OMG not chicken ears, Chicken wars!!! Chicken Wars 2023 on the ticky tok
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It was 2023, and the chickens had had enough. They were tired of being cooped up, fried, and eaten by the humans. They wanted revenge, and their king had a brilliant idea. He rallied his troops and yelled, "War!" The chickens sprinted to their stations and stuffed their cannons with eggs. They fired away with a cluck and a bang, aiming for the humans' faces. The humans were stunned and scrambled to defend themselves. To be continued.
 
Aw ****, let's take a trip
Just sit back and light a spliff to this and don't slip
On a funky-ass track, jump back
Strapped with a gat and a sack in a 7-8 'Lac
Come clean, gangsta lean, I got green
Bud, I serve dubs like it ain't no thing
I hang with O.G. ****, don't set trip
Or you might get a slug in your fuckin' back
I don't slack when it come to street
I kick real G **** to a gangsta beat
It's so sweet, when you got money to spend
I got a cool-ass tilt and a fly-ass Benz
I make ends, spend my dough on no ho
That's how it is and that's how it goes
Act like you know when I creep real slow
Givin' love to them **** that I know is real G's

If you got love for dem gangstas
Let me hear you one time
If you down for the crime
If you got love for dem hustlas
Let me hear you say hooo
If you makin' straight dough
If you got love for dem playas
Let me hear you say ooooh, ladies, we want you
If you got love for dem straight G's
Let me hear you mothafuckas just scream

Dump-dump on a **** with a quickness
And they got no cure for this sickness
I get paid for the way that I kick this
Like a G-ster, an O.G.-ster
A real **** named Eazy
And I live my life straight crazy
Don't need no punk **** payin' me
And broke groupie-ass bitches don't faze me
I take two steps back and release myself
To put platinum-ass cuts on the record shelf
I don't brag, but I tell it like it straight up is
Before you do a record, ****, handle your business
And don't get caught slippin' on the under
Or you might wonder (What's up on dem ends, ****?)
I call a spade a spade, and get paid
G's show the way, so I give love to 'em
 
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