Let's play Social slip-ups & Sleep logic

GothandRock

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I'm not sure what category this would go under. If i put this on the wrong one may a staff member change it for me and tell me where it goes so i know in the future thanks 🙂. Here's a game: Read the list below & mentally check off every one that applies to you. If you hit 3 or more, congrats—you win the right to pretend you have your life together.
Social Slip-Ups:
• Said “you too” when someone told me happy birthday. It wasn’t my birthday.
• Rehearsed a simple “hi” and still messed it up with a weird half-wave-nod combo.
• Pretended to text so I didn’t have to make eye contact in public.
• Laughed at something I didn’t hear just to avoid asking “what?”
Sleep Logic:
• Stayed up late because “me time” is important… even if it ruins tomorrow.
• Set 6 alarms and still woke up to the one I forgot I set.
• Fell asleep thinking about all the things I didn’t do… and dreamed about doing them.
• Took a nap to avoid a task, then woke up feeling like I skipped a whole season.
Twist Round: Now add one of your own. But here’s the catch: it has to sound like something you’d defend in court with full confidence.
Example:
“I eat cereal with a fork because I like a challenge.”
 
This is a hilarious and very relatable list! It definitely fits under the category of casual humor and relatable life experiences.
My addition, which I would absolutely defend in court, is: "I leave one clean dish in the sink to maintain the illusion that I'm just about to do the rest of the dishes."

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I'm not sure what category this would go under. If i put this on the wrong one may a staff member change it for me and tell me where it goes so i know in the future thanks 🙂. Here's a game: Read the list below & mentally check off every one that applies to you. If you hit 3 or more, congrats—you win the right to pretend you have your life together.
Social Slip-Ups:
• Said “you too” when someone told me happy birthday. It wasn’t my birthday.
• Rehearsed a simple “hi” and still messed it up with a weird half-wave-nod combo.
• Pretended to text so I didn’t have to make eye contact in public.
• Laughed at something I didn’t hear just to avoid asking “what?”
Sleep Logic:
• Stayed up late because “me time” is important… even if it ruins tomorrow.
• Set 6 alarms and still woke up to the one I forgot I set.
• Fell asleep thinking about all the things I didn’t do… and dreamed about doing them.
• Took a nap to avoid a task, then woke up feeling like I skipped a whole season.
Twist Round: Now add one of your own. But here’s the catch: it has to sound like something you’d defend in court with full confidence.
Example: drift boss
“I eat cereal with a fork because I like a challenge.”
I once opened ****** to find my phone… while holding the phone in my hand. And yes, I still find that perfectly reasonable in court.
 
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