MATCHES MADE IN HEAVEN
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babydolla
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@Ezz is a man of outlandish outbursts, & ridiculous claims, consumed by bizarre delusions of being gang-stalked on the internet by hookers & pimps...
by no choice of his own, he uses anger as an outlet to vent these frustrations but really i think he's just looking for someone that'll embrace him for who he is...
@Ezz look no more, bc i will give you ur match made in heaven...
@Ezz do u like it when a girl clings to you like a chimpanzee grips his banana (& i dont mean the fruit 😉😉) seeking the thrill of constantly having to find new fun ways to get a little bit of time to yourself???
well with @Akrta u will never have to worry about being judged for being such a raging lunatic...
allow @Akrta to ease your mind about those pesky hookers & pimps, while she begins to systematically stalk u instead by making up various *relatives* that'll constantly be checking up on ur every move with...
do u like excitement @Ezz ??? because everyday is a new day with the ludicrous accusations that'll be made against u by her; never will u has to worry about whether or not u will get a day off bc with @Akrta constantly spamming ur work phone, office phone, cellphone, coworkers phones, managers phones, & the owner of whatever backwards egyptian establishment that u proprietor u will be certainly fired by the constant harassment that'll ensue in ur newfound romance with @Akrta
EVERYDAY WILL BE PARADISE FOR YOU @Ezz
TRULY A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN 💘
by no choice of his own, he uses anger as an outlet to vent these frustrations but really i think he's just looking for someone that'll embrace him for who he is...
@Ezz look no more, bc i will give you ur match made in heaven...
@Ezz do u like it when a girl clings to you like a chimpanzee grips his banana (& i dont mean the fruit 😉😉) seeking the thrill of constantly having to find new fun ways to get a little bit of time to yourself???
well with @Akrta u will never have to worry about being judged for being such a raging lunatic...
allow @Akrta to ease your mind about those pesky hookers & pimps, while she begins to systematically stalk u instead by making up various *relatives* that'll constantly be checking up on ur every move with...
do u like excitement @Ezz ??? because everyday is a new day with the ludicrous accusations that'll be made against u by her; never will u has to worry about whether or not u will get a day off bc with @Akrta constantly spamming ur work phone, office phone, cellphone, coworkers phones, managers phones, & the owner of whatever backwards egyptian establishment that u proprietor u will be certainly fired by the constant harassment that'll ensue in ur newfound romance with @Akrta
EVERYDAY WILL BE PARADISE FOR YOU @Ezz
TRULY A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN 💘
BAWHAHA IM FUÇKING LMFAO