My Little PWNY vs. The Intensive-Care Bears

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My Little PWNY vs. The Intensive-Care Bears

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Pony Bear soaked up the sun as she slept on the sun lounger outside. She twisted onto her side, farting as she did so.

Suddenly screams shattered the forrest silence and PonyBear woke with a start, she wasn't sure how long she'd been asleep. She sat up quickly, rubbing her eyes and looking around. There was no one in the immediate vicinity, but whoever was making that noise was annoying Pony Bear. And what the hell did they think they were doing in her forrest anyway?!

The screaming continued. It seemed to be getting louder infact. This just wouldn't do. Whoever was in the forrest was either arguing or partying. She was going to find out which and put and end to it, she marched inside her hut and armed herself to the teeth with knives and anything else she could find to maime someone with. She smiled to herself at the thought of getting back into her taxidermy.

She marched out the door to her hut "fucking ponies and bears" she murmered to herself, pretending that she'd take issue with killing either, really she'd relish it after the life they'd both subjected her to.

She walked through the forrest towards the screaming, it getting louder and louder as she did so. She came across a battle between ponies and bears. 'Always fighting!' she thought to herself. They all seemed completely absorbed in what they were doing that they didn't notice her watching them. She picked up a load of pebbles from the ground and climbed up a tree, overlooking the battle. She hid in the branches and carried on watching. She pulled out her slingshot and loaded a pebble into it, taking aim at one of the bears, she released it and the pebble flew through the air and hit the bear on the head. She pulled out another and aimed for a pony this time, this pebble hit the pony on the backside, the pony quickly spun around so Pony Bear quickly reloaded and fired again, it hit the pony on the head this time. "Direct hit!" she muttered to herself and smiled as she hid behind the branches of the tree.
 
Maniac ripped off the horn of one of the ponies, and chewed into it's face. Using his hands to gouge out it's eyes at the same time. He flung the pony to the ground and dodged out of the way as a pony charged him. He grabbed its tail and jumped onto it. Wrapping his arms around it's neck. He curled his lips back and bit into it's neck. Blood spurted on his face and he let out a shrill, maddened scream.

Suddenly he felt something strong hit him across the head. Both him and the pony he'd bitten fell to the ground. He held on with all his might and sat upon the pony as it fell. He scurried on the floor, trying to find his bearings and clear his head. The throbbiing in his temple didn't stop.

Something landed on him, and he was forced to the ground, "What the!" he shouted out, his voice sounded more panicky now. "You can't kill me!"
 
Sky Melody finished kicking in the head of yet another bear and turned to look around. It was still pretty chaotic. She noticed Sprinkles, Candypop and Brandy-Puppy darting behind a tree to take cover. Looking around she could also see Moondancer ending the lives of the last couple of henchmen in sight; others were running away and hiding to either fix themselves up and prepare for the next round or just to save their skins.

Suddenly she heard a cry of pain and twirled around to see Maniac Bear digging his teeth into Candypop's neck, she's dashed out to attack him in an attempt to save Moondancer who'd had his horn ripped off and his face destroyed. It looked like it had been chewed into.

Then something flew through the air, a pebble it seemed, and smacked Maniac in the head. Just as she was about to gallop over to help Moondancer and Candypop something hit her on her ass. She swivelled around just in time to get hit in the face, too. "Ow! What the hell?"
She shook it off, thinking it could just be something weird in the Outland wilderness, and ran over to Maniac, leaping into the air and sending her hooves at full force into his face. He flew backwards through the air and hit a tree, some of the bears running from their cover and over to him. Thankfully Sprinkles and Brandy-Puppy were able to send some shots at them that caused them to pull back, dragging each other and their leader away.

Sky shot a blast of her sonic voice after them, making them scream and cover their ears as best they could. She looked down to Moondancer and Candypop.
"We need to get them out of here and back to base!" Brandy-Puppy exclaimed, "They'll never make it otherwise!"
"Okay, let's move!" Sky heaved Candypop up onto her back as Brady-Puppy did the same with Moondancer, and the team headed back to base as fast as they could.
 
Maniac recovered and rose back to his feet, but as he did so another pony, hooves raised above him, smacked him in the face, causing him to hurtle backwards and crash into a tree. He cringed as his body hit the floor. His jaw hung in an awkward way as he breathed heavily. He knew that hit must have cost him several ribs, perhaps even a shoulder.

The rest of the troupe surrounded him and before he knew it he was being carried away. "No, we stay and fight!" He roared, but nobody listened to him. They didn't return to their small base, but instead returned to HQ. Maniac was placed in the infirmary and the others suffered small bruises and cuts, but seemed to be fine.

"Sir, are you feeling alright?" asked one of the Bears as they neared Maniac's bed.
"How many did we lose?" Maniac asked.
"Only TitsMcgee Bear and GayBear... but he decided to stay."
"What! The traitor!" shouted Maniac, growling.
"No, he gave up, thinking they might torture him... in the ass."

Maniac grimaced and closed his eyes. It was of no use thinking about that now. He only had one thought in his mind. Revenge.
 
(lol Frosty that was funny...and i'm like improvising I'm lost but then I'm not)

Everything was moving in a fast blurr. Rage had blinded Sprinkles for a period of time. All she knew was she wanted to make the bears play in a big way. Sprinkles had shoved her horn brutally inside the stomach of one of the bears, and pulled it out to watch him die slowly. The cry from Candypop caused her to whip around quickly; the sight that she saw was very horrible. Candypop had been biten by Maniac Bear. Sprinkles went into over drive attacking anything that looked like a bear. What stopped her was Sky Melody calling out it was time to leave.

"We need to get them out of here and back to base!" Brandy-Puppy exclaimed,"They'll never make it otherwise!"

Okay, let's move!" Sky heaved Candypop up onto her back as Brady-Puppy did the same with Moondancer, and the team headed back to base as fast as they could.

Sprinkles had managed to grab one of the bears between her teeth. It was hard carrying the chubby bear all the way back to the base, but she had done it. Both Moondancer, and Candypop were rushed to the pony medic. All they could do was wait.

"Sky I had some of the others detain the bear I caught...I'm not sure which bear this is but I would like you to come so we can torture him to get some information." Sprinkles said turning to walk to the tent where Gay Bear was being held.

"Well Hello...Love the sprinkles on your furr, even though I don't like ponies..FYI they are filthy creatures." Gay Bear said flinching when he moved his arms.

Sprinkles grimaced shaking her head, "You will tell me what i want to know, or we will take measures you can't even think of." Sprinkles said looking Gay Bear straight in the eye.

"Well then honey I love extreme measures...try me..." Gay Bear challenged.

Sprinkles walked out of the tent and returned a few minutes later with two more ponies carrying a medievil stock with them. They hooked Gay Bear to the stock, all while he giggled. Sprinkles was suprised by this, but she knew she could break the bear.

"Now tell me what i want to know or you will be whipped." Sprinkles said sternly.

"Ohhh don't tease me honey." Gay bear said with a smile.
 
Sky Melody sat outside, waiting for the word on Moondancer and Candypop when she heard Sprinkles' voice, "Sky I had some of the others detain the bear I caught...I'm not sure which bear this is but I would like you to come so we can torture him to get some information." She said turning to walk to the tent where Gay Bear was being held. Sky followed behind her, eager to see the Bear.
"Well Hello...Love the sprinkles on your furr, even though I don't like ponies..FYI they are filthy creatures." Gay Bear said flinching when he moved his arms.
Sprinkles grimaced shaking her head, "You will tell me what i want to know, or we will take measures you can't even think of." Sprinkles said looking Gay Bear straight in the eye.
"Well then honey I love extreme measures...try me..." Gay Bear challenged.
Sky watched as Sprinkles walked out of the tent and returned a few minutes later with two more ponies carrying a medievil stock with them. They hooked Gay Bear to the stock, all while he giggled. Sprinkles seemed suprised by this, but there was a look of determination in her eyes as well.
"Now tell me what i want to know or you will be whipped." Sprinkles said sternly.
"Ohhh don't tease me honey." Gay bear said with a smile.

Sky continued to watch as Sprinkles gave the order and Gay Bear was whipped. He tried to keep a straight face and not show how much pain he was in; it seemed maybe he'd been bluffing. Every moment that passed her grew weaker, and Sprinkles continued to question him, smacking him in the face a few times. Soon he was covered in painful marks from his lashing, and it seemed he was about to break.
Sprinkles demanded information from him again, and this time it took him longer to refuse. Suddenly Sky had an idea. She took Sprinkles to one side and whispered it to her, after getting the go-ahead she walked to the front of the tent, not looking at Gay Bear. "All right guys, that's enough whipping. Bring out the Assmaster 5000. Make sure it's set to 'liquefy'," she looked back to Gay Bear, he seemed frantic now, wrenching his head back and forth in an attempt to see what was going on. While she'd been talking Sprinkles had told everyone else the plan, and now the Ponies began to make big banging and clanking noises as if they were bringing a huge machine in.

Gay Bear screamed. "OH GOD NO! OKAY OKAY OKAY! PLEASE, I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING, JUST PLLEEEAAASE DON'T TORTURE ME...IN THE ASS! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSEEE," he whined. Sky Melody thwacked him across the face to stop the annoying noise.
"All right, but you damn well better tell us everything we want to know, or it's anal liquefaction for your ass...literally...since, you know." He just blinked. There was a small silence. She suddenly jerked her head forwards and shouted, "BOO!" He squirmed and let out a high-pitch shriek. Sky laughed.

As Sky and Sprinkles left the tent a Pony came over to them, dressed in nurse gear. "Death Melody, Your Highness, Moondancer and Candypop are ready for you to see them now."
"Ah, thank you nurse," Sky nodded.
"Oh, I'm not a nurse." The Pony walked off and Sky and Sprinkles looked to one another, disturbed.
They headed off to the infirmary area, finding Brandy-Puppy already there. The three headed in to see Candypop with bandages around her neck where she'd been bitten, and Moondancer had his whole face bandaged.
"How're you doin', buddy?" asked Brandy-Puppy.
"I've had better days," Moondancer replied, chuckling.
"How you feelin', Candypop?" Sky asked, walking to stand beside her bed.
"Pretty good considering. The doctor said I'm clear of any Bear rabies and I should be fine." She gave a small smile.
"Good." Sky smiled back. "Sprinkles managed to bring a Bear back and we've gotten him to talk, too. We'll get those bastards for what they've done to you."
"Hell yeah!" Brandy-Puppy agreed, "The doctor said they did a great job on your face too, man. They said in a couple weeks even the scars will've faded. That's Pony medical science magic for you. They're gonna reattach your horn tomorrow as well."
"Sweet," Moondancer nodded.

Sky Melody sighed and took a seat beside Candypop, for the rest of the day they could spend time with their friends as they rested; the other Ponies were busy questioning Gay Bear and threatening him with brutal assrape if he didn't answer.
 
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Dr.Bear blew everyone up with atomic bear bombs. All the bears died and so did all the ponies. The end.

tragic I know:crying:
 
Then the Pony and Bear Gods done smited him.

Then they had interracial sex.

It produced a whole new world, or it would have, but this time they chose to abort; a wise choice considering the previous world they created, who killed itself. But what can you expect when you have a drunken, drug induced sex rampage?

They just couldn't go through the pain again.


The End... QUESTION MARK?
 
Indeed. Perhaps that's why it's the end QUESTION MARK.
She's secretly left on the carcass of the earth. She can survive a nuclear blast. Doesn't surprise me.
 
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