My Little PWNY vs. The Intensive-Care Bears

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My Little PWNY vs. The Intensive-Care Bears

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the child within me is scarred for life...
Typing in this thread always makes me laugh
Then my job here is done. For now! :sly:
Lmao you're welcome laura laura. It just shows we have skills lol...
MAD SKILLZ. LIKE NINJAS ONLY WORSE.

Though...there's nothing worse than a ninja; they're trained in all forms of combat.

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I will probably post here laters.
 
Very good indeed. Agh, crap, the wars were meant to be a really long time ago though... it's my fault I wasn't specific enough, but that's why the descendants of the old queens and kings had to be traced and the whole area in between in grown over...however that wouldn't need to have been too long ago... if it was about around 25 years or something he'd have been a teenager... I'm just rambling, point is: EVERYTHING IS A-OK!.

Oh shiiiii my bad. Well, I'll edit Maniac Bear to say that he THOUGHT he was in the last war... when in fact he imagined it all. He's actually like 30... but thinks he's like a century old!.
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Maniac dragged the dead ponies back to camp. The children cried the entire way back, even after he told them to stop. He flinched as one of them took it a pitch higher again. It was fine; it would be the last time they cried. He already planned to cook them as soon as they got back to camp. ?Nice work boys. Now you can return home and fap one out to all that gore!? Maniac said to the others. One of the Bears cleared its throat loudly, forcefully, and then looked at him.
?What?? asked Maniac, ?You have some problem??

The Bear winced, ?I?m a girl actually, and I don?t appreciate the way you talk,? the Care Bear said. She was a light blue and had a pair of watermelons on her stomach.
What the hell?? thought Maniac. ?Listen TitsMcgee, I don?t care,? he said, his tone cold. She didn?t say anything further, and neither did he. They arrived at the camp sooner than later. The rain had made their tents muddy and wet.

?Let?s get a fire going,? said Maniac his lips from inside his muzzle as he stared at the children. The care bear he?d given the order to nodded and went about to start the fire going. ?Hey, Maniac Bear, we?re going to go get some supplies back at the base and relay the Intel to the superiors,? said another Bear. Maniac nodded.
?You and who?? asked Maniac.
?Me and TitsMcgee Bear,? said the Bear, jerking his head towards the Care Bear with the two watermelons on her stomach.

Maniac nodded and then double backed, ?Her name is really TitsMcgee?? he asked, astonished. ?You bimbo hoe, get out of here!? he growled. What in hell was a woman like this doing in his camp? He stepped towards her, but she scurried away with the other Bear. Happy Bear appeared now, ?Fire?s started,? he said in his gay voice.

?Alright,? sighed Maniac, ?Untie the children. Make sure you chop ?em up nice and good, and don?t cook them too long. I don?t like my meat tough,? he said, pointing his finger at Happy threateningly.
 
Oh shiiiii my bad. Well, I'll edit Maniac Bear to say that he THOUGHT he was in the last war... when in fact he imagined it all. He's actually like 30... but thinks he's like a century old!.
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Ahhh no we gotta keep it how you stared it, :shock1: I kinda based part of my story on that accident🙄:crying:
 
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Ahhh no we gotta keep it how you stared it, :shock1: I kinda based part of my story on that accident🙄:crying:

As the OP of this thread I feel compelled at this moment to say:
EVERYBODY PANIC, WE'RE FUCKED.
 
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:dontknow: I'm so confused. And why in the world would you name that bear tits mcgee that made me laugh so hard I almost died, but I'm fine now.
 
:hmm: Wow did everyone have a sudden onset of spaz attack or what :lol:.... Strangely....... makes me love this thread all the more :hmm: moonlit I thought it was a hard decision to so I looked up pics of warped bears and ponies and found the one that I could easiestly attach a good story to:dontknow: hope maybe that helps....... also I will try to post more storyline tonight Ima go take a nap😱k:
 
Anyone who might want a reference for Military Ranks: https://homepages.shu.ac.uk/~acsdry/ranks.htm

Maniac nodded and then double backed, ?Her name is really TitsMcgee?? he asked, astonished.
?Fire?s started,? he said in his gay voice.

Man, you guys certainly are good. You see, we needed something like this to show the true skill, humour, and of course, depravity within us.
As a wise, fictional woman once said: "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it, isn't it?" - Kohaku

Aaaaalso, Moooooonlight, you could always be some kind of outcast Pony Bear hybrid if you still can't choose.

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Sky Melody returned to base. After passing through security she entered the main lobby. It was full of hustle and bustle, Ponies coming and going with files, boxes, in troops ready to leave on a mission. She trotted through the her team leader's office and knocked on the door. "Come in!"
She went into the office and trotted over to the desk, saluting. "Mission complete, Ma'am!"
"Good, good. Any trouble?"
"No Ma'am; it was a straight forward in-and-out job. Managed to take out a few guards throughout."
"Excellent," she said, closing a file and placing it into one of the drawers in her desk. "Come along then, there's plenty more work around for everyone. I've got something a little more dangerous for you now."
"Yes Ma'am." She nodded and followed the captain into one of the rooms off to the side. Several Ponies were waiting inside along with some sergeants and a lieutenant.
"All right people, take a seat and I'll start the briefing." The lower ranks all took a seat along with Sky and the sergeants and lieutenant remained standing, looking over some files and handing them to the captain.
The briefing wasn't long; it seemed there was a particularly high-ranking Bear that was causing trouble quite a way to the East. Their mission was simply to take him out along with any other troops he had in his base. However, it was going to be far from simple, as he was an incredibly well-trained, talented, and most of all brutal individual.
There were three teams being sent out: team Alpha, Beta and Gamma; Sky had been assigned to Alpha. Beta were to distract, draw out and kill the main troops around the base; they were equipped with various snipers. Gamma were to back up Beta in the fighting outside, and also to sneak into the base in the distraction and take out any remaining troops inside using stealth. Finally, Alpha, who were comprised of Pegasi, were to head to the main target: Brutality Bear.
Sky assumed this was another who had renamed themselves for war, or perhaps had been given the name due to his fighting style. But then again, the Bears were sick, twisted creatures, and she wouldn't have been surprised to find out he had been this way since birth.

The Captain dismissed them, "good luck, Ponies. Make me proud!" She roared. The Teams headed out, the Pegasi flying while the others travelled by land in various stealth vehicles.
They were soon at the General's base, and the teams positioned themselves. Team Alpha were situated on the rocky mountain at the back of the base positioned at the bottom. The Lieutenant, who had once been called Creampie before the war, turned to them, "All right boys and girls, it might be a little wait but don't get comfortable. Be ready for the signal. We'll leave on my word." They all saluted, nodded and turned to face the base once more.

A pink Pegasus turned to Sky Melody. "You're Death Melody, aren't you?"
"Yeah, I am. Nice to meet you...?"
"Snuggle Bunny. Well, Bloodshed Bunny, now."
"Nice." She smiled.
"Thanks... You're pretty good from what I hear."
"Well... I do what I can. There's plenty better, really, I guess I was just lucky enough to take to the training pretty well. I had a good teacher, too. It's all thanks to her, honestly."
"Wow. But hey, don't be so modest, it's your ability and willpower that helped you succeed."
"I guess, hehe." Sky felt herself blush slightly.
"You seem pretty genuine, you know. My kinda person. When this is all over we should go through some training simulations together or something."
"Sounds good to me." The two smiled to one another.

"All right!" their leader called, "and on my signaaaal." She raised a foot into the air. "GO!" She brought it down and forwards swiftly, and with that motion the team leaped over the rocks and took flight, swooping down to the rear entrance of the base where other Ponies stood, Bears bodies strewn across the ground.
"Quickly, get in!" One called, and they darted through the doors, the members of the other teams watching their backs as they sneaked into the base in the direction of their target.
 
....... Shimmer paced back and forth in the small clearing listening to the sound of all the other pony ranks gathering and preparing for thier next missions. Shimmer was extremely anxious... What if they don't except her back.... What if they shoot her down the moment she rides into camp and they see her grim visage? Also in the back of her mind was the nagging aching hunger that clawed at her stomach as she smelled the sweet scent of their flesh, the tender juicy meat of her muscular pony brethren seemed to call to her...

The sound and smell of a large woodrat scurrying in the bushes near bye awoke her from her twisted daydream, Shimmer cursed the bears who did this to her as she snapped up the vile creature, the hope that one day soon she would get to use this curse against the ones who did this to her in the first place, to aid in ending the bears miserable existance once and for all was her inspiration. Shimmer stirred nervously as a large platoon of ponies split into three groups one of them consisting of all pegasi. Shimmer swallowed hard ignored the stabbing pains in her stomach, and slowly made her way out of the trees towards the baracks, driven on by her persistent anger, frustration and fear.............
 
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Lol get used to the sudden outburst it seems to happen often


The five pony squad stopped right in front of the line that crossed into the out lands. The out lands seemed dark, mystery, but most of all scary. Something about the grounds made the ponies stop in their tracks. Once Sprinkles didn?t hear the echo of the hoofs beating on the ground, she stopped as well. The princess pony turned around looking at the four pathetic losers she thought could handle this mission.

?We don?t have time to stop now!? Sprinkles whined, ?Did you guys hear me when I said I have a curfew, if I break it my mom is going to take away my magical pony brush? My magical pony brush!!?

The ponies merely stared at her in disbelief. This eighteen year old pony was complaining about losing a brush. Sure the brush made her pink hair shine like the stars and added a little volume to it, but it was nothing to complain about.

Brandy-puppy stepped forward, ?First of all you?re eighteen, your mother does have any rights to give you a curfew and you?re a princess. It isn't going to kill you if your hair isn't all shiny and poofy? The other ponies started to snicker, but soon stopped when Sprinkles shot them a look, ?Second, I don?t think you are ready to travel through the out lands yet.?

?I?m not ready?? Sprinkles repeated nodding her head a bit, she walked forward to become nose to nose with Brand-puppy, "No your mama isn't ready to go into the out lands"

"Now, now let's not talk about mothers. We are discussing the ongoing war." Moondancer stepped forward.

"I'm sorry. He started it" Sprinkles mumbled, but stared into Brand-puppy's eyes ?Listen here bud, either you?re with me or against me. Get your pony ass into those out lands or go back to the castle your choice. If I have to go in there alone I will. Those punks are out there slaughtering our brothers and sisters. Call me silly, but I would like to help them.?

Brand-puppy sighed, then started off toward the. Star, Moondancer, Fickle, Snuzzle, Brandy-puppy, and Sprinkles entered the out lands. It was quiet?too quiet. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

?Why is it so quiet?? Snuzzle asked.

?They say little ponies get eaten here.? Star cautiously looked around as Sprinkles led the way.

?Well I don?t care; we need to search for any survivors and go.? Brandy-puppy said, clearly showing that he didn?t want to be here.

There was some noises coming a little distance away. ?Okay this is it put on your war horns.? Sprinkles said and trotted lightly toward the noise.

?This is complete bull---? Brand-puppy started.

?What your mother loving mouth Brandy-puppy or I?m going to tell my mommy on you.? Sprinkles said turning back, but in a low voice.

Sprinkles peeked through the bushes she couldn?t see anything because she was too distracted by someone yelling her name.

?Sprinkles thank pony you?re here!!!? A pony shouted loudly.
 
Maniac placed his muzzle back on after his good meal. Happy Bear was a good cook. He patted his belly, satisfied. The others ate soundlessly at the base. Maniac got up and went inside his tent. He lolled on his bed and closed his eyes. Although they popped open every so often as a reflex he couldn't seem to control, he was asleep.

"Sir," he heard a voice say. He opened his eyes a little so that they were only a slit. "We've recieved word that the East Base with Captain Brutality Bear and his men are under attack. We lost contact with them. Major KillaPony Bear wants us to move out and assist them."
"How long ago?" asked Maniac, closing his eyes again.
"Two hours," murmured the soldier.

Maniac shook his head, "Too late," he said, stroking his chin.
"Sir!" another Bear said, poking his head inside Maniacs tent, "We've got Pony Scouts moving in. They're unaware of our presence. They appear to be young ones." Maniac shot out of the tent like a pedophile appearing of of nowhere upon hearing that young boys were going swimming. He pulled on his gear. The reinforced helmet, designed so his ears could pop out through the slits, and fitted with a black visor with radar function.

This is what he'd been waiting for. Some young ponies. He grabbed a rifle and took off with five other Bears in the direction of the pony Scouts.
They stopped at a cliff overlooking a ridge with a dried up river below. Two snipers stood on either side. There were two of them, and they moved slowly... geared up with the latest armour padding. Maniac moved forwards from the bush he was hiding. He was on his belly, sliding closer towards them. He issued the command to the three others behind him to fan out and go around them. He would attack them head on.

The ponies stopped, sensing danger. They seemed to stiffen, the sea-green one had a shiny horn on its side and the other was purple and had a picture of three stars. Maniac continued to move forwards, until the bush ended. He waited, braced himself, ripped his muzzle off and then leaped forwards. The Ponies immediately bucked, and let loose their Pony powers. Maniac rolled to the side avoiding shimmering white light that set alight the bush he was just in. A shot went off and the sea-green pony's head exploded, brainz splattering against the purple one who stammered and fell. Manic leaped towards it.

He landed on top of it, and the pony immediately jumped, bucking, trying to get him off. He ripped at the armour, using his sharpened teeth to rip it apart. The pony was naked in mere moments. He punch it in the neck and it collapsed. He looked up, gleeming with victory. "Hold your fire... this one is mine," he said loudly to his soldiers. They stared at him, slightly confused. "Up filth!" commanded Maniac, punching the pony in the neck again. It yelped, and fell to the floor again. Maniac dug into's back and sides until it rose to its feet. His soldiers aimed their guns and growled at it. He could feel the pony shivering. "Back to camp boys," Maniac commanded. He dug his heels into the pony, "Ride bitch!"
 
Race: Little Pony or Care Bear. Both

Name:Freak Pony Bear. Or Freak Bear Pony. Depends who you ask.
Age: 18
Background: Pony Bear is a social outcast. Her mother was a pony, and her father was a bear, although if you spoke to her mother she'd tell you that he was hung like a horse. Pony Bear's parents relationship was seen as socially unacceptable so they were thrown out into the wasteland and were forced to live there. That's the only place she ever knew as home, but that didn't mean she had to like it. Infact she was kind of pissed at her parents. I mean, what kind of sicko's where they?! So she killed them both one night and left their bodies in a clearing to be found by anyone who wanted them, she didn't want them anymore. A couple of creatures from the cities had recently ventured out so she killed them too and stuffed their bodies because she has just taken up taxidermy. Her parents bodies were too ugly, and too badly beaten to be stuffed. [[:shock1: OMG u getting this?? ]]

Appearance: Well a cross between a pony and a bear. Lets say. I have a horses tail and hind legs but stand up straight like a bear and have a bears upper body and head. Colour scheme, umm pink and blue? Oh I also have some self made armour for my upper body.

Powers/Special abilities: Freak Pony Bear was born screwed up in the head. She also has pretty good speed for a bear cos of her pony back legs, and is trained with weapons.



THE FREAK PONY BEAR HYBRID HAS ARRIVED PEOPLE

BE AFRAID

VERY AFRAID....
 
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...stuffed their bodies because she has just taken up taxidermy.
Delightfully disgusting, yeees. My original plan for those two in the clearing was one of two options; either they were lovers
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or it was that they were both attacked by some kind of huge monster in the wasteland/forest/thing and the Ponies and Bears would have to unite to destroy this uber race of monster...fraggles/wombles/clangers something crazy. (For anybody not in the know, click:
Wombles, Clangers.)
To be honest, I think this is best with just free reign over everything.
Ooh, one minor thing, the bodies were supposed to be taken home after being found, so whoever gets to that subject first in their entry can decide whether they were stuffed when they were found and then "stolen" from Freak, or it could be that they even found the bodies of her parents since they were lying around. Whichever works best. Her parents bodies would have been so badly beaten that perhaps the Bears and Ponies could have mistaken them for the recently missing Pony and Bear. Who the fuck knows? Anyways.

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Team Alpha cautiously made their way through the base, stepping over the numerous bodies of Bears left by the other teams as they'd made their way through the clear the rear entrance. Sounds of a heated battle raged on outside; gunfire and screaming, explosions and the sound of great fires burning. They all continued through the halls, their team leader, Creampie, who was now known as Lieutenant Havoc guiding the way. She lifted a hoof as they neared the end of a corridor, footsteps echoing from around the corner. They all placed their backs to the wall, a couple hovering near the ceiling.
Three Ponies burst down the corridor, turning to look at the team. "Lieutenant Havoc, Ma'am," one said, and the three saluted. "We've just cleared this area out, you should be good to go right into the heart of the base."
"Good job, boys."
"Ma'am!" he repeated and the three saluted her again before dashing off down the hallway.
"Come on, let's get this over with; the sooner we're done, the sooner we can help the troops outside destroy any remaining Bear filth!" And with that Havoc darted around the corner, her team following her.

Soon they arrived at the center of the base where General Brutality was situated. It was only a small area, but it was filled with winding corridors that crossed over one another, making for a confusing map; it was clearly done deliberately.
The team waited as their leader paused and thought. "All right, Muffin, Cuddles and Heartdrop head to the west; Melody, Bunny and Candypop to the east; Pumpkin Pie, Moonhorn, you're with me, we'll head straight through the center and try to get to the base. Everyone take out as many hostiles as you can on your way and continue as far as you can to this bastard's room. Move out!"
The team saluted and split up, heading in their ordered direction.

Sky Melody, Bunny and Candypop made haste down the corridor, heading northeast, around the east halls and to the base in the middle. They made it a long way without running into any trouble. Candypop spoke up, "it's strange, don't you think? No hostiles so far?"
"I was thinking the same thing," Bunny replied.
"Maybe we're lucky and got the emptiest route, or maybe the other teams have already lured out and/or taken care of the people from this particular sector. Either way, we have to keep moving." The other Ponies nodded and the three pressed on through the many passageways, trying their best to follow the best route through to the middle.

After only a short amount of time Candypop spoke up again, "I see it! I see the entrance to his quarters!" she called out, jerking her head in the direction of the doors.
"You're right! We're almost--!" but before the pink Pony could finish the noise of a large explosion cut her off. The wall was blown apart, chunks of metal and cement flying through the air. Sky screeched to a halt and leaped to one side; in all the confusion, the bright lights and the noise she didn't see what happened to her teammates.

The dust settled and she shoved several large parts of wall off from on top of herself. She coughed, lifting a foot to her mouth and looking around; she couldn't see Bunny and Candypop. She heard a voice from behind her, "Melody! Bunny! Are you okay!?"
Sky turned around to see that the path behind them had been cut off by a huge pile of rubble. She'd obviously leaped forwards in the commotion, but it appeared Candypop had managed to get herself back and out of the way in time. "Candypop! I'm here! Are you all right?!" she called.
"Yeah, a little bruised but I'm fine! Is Bunny with you?"
"I, I don't know! Let me just look around." Sky proceeded to lift various pieces of wall up and out of the way, calling Bunny's name out. She stepped over a small mound of rubble and turned to look around. "Bu--!" she stopped, "...nny."
"Have you found her?! ...Melody!?"
She had found her. There was Bunny. She was a couple of feet up off the ground, against the wall, skewered through her middle, her chest and her head, right beside one of her eyes which had been caused to half pop out of the socket, the side partially sliced by the hunk of metal that had protruded through her skull, blood still oozing from her wounds.
"Melody?! Are you there!?" came Candypop's desperate cry.
"Yeah!" Sky called, turning her face away from Bunny, "I'm here."
"What happened?! Are you all right?!"
"I'm fine... I found Bunny." Candypop remained quiet for a moment. She knew the silence from Sky Melody beforehand could only mean something horrible. "She...she didn't make it." She strained, her voice breaking as her eyes welled with tears. She'd not been sent on many high level missions yet, and those she had had been on large teams; she'd never experienced the death of a fellow team member before. There was another long pause before the other Pony spoke up again.
"Melody, I can't get through to you. I'm gonna have to double back and find a way around. Is there a hole anywhere in the wall that you can get through to get back to me?"
"No," Sky replied, looking around, "I can't see anything. Listen...I'm gonna go on ahead, all right."
"Melody you can't--!"
"I have to, Candypop," she interrupted, "someone needs to make it through to this guy, and fast. Think of all the lives that could be endangered by lagging dawdling around, and if anything happens to the other teams... I have to." There was another pause, slightly shorted than those before.
"Okay. I'll try and get to you as fast as I can."
"I'll see you soon, Candypop."
"Yeah. Take care, Melody."
"I will. You too. See ya."
"See ya."
 
LOL DOUBLE POST, I got carried away ._. AND EPIC TALE

LOL DOUBLE POST, I got carried away ._. AND EPIC TALE

The Epic Tale: Continued.

Sky heard the sound of hoofbeats as Candypop darted off in the other direction. She turned to look at Bunny.
~"...hey, don't be so modest, it's your ability and willpower that helped you succeed."
"I guess, hehe."

"You seem pretty genuine, you know. My kinda person. When this is all over we should go through some training simulations together or something."
"Sounds good to me."~

Bunny's voice echoed through her mind as she thought of her smile. She gazed at her now lifeless body, pinned to the wall. Just moments ago she'd been alive, she'd been running alongside them...she'd been smiling.

Sky Melody leaped slowly into the air, taking a hold of the piece of metal driven through Bunny's head and shifting it to one side; she managed to gently ease her eye back into its socket and then close her eyelids.
"Bunny...I'm so sorry," she whispered, tears trickling down her face, "but I promise you, when this is all over...someday...we'll do those training sims together. Only then...it'll all just be for fun."

She turned from her teammate and looked down the corridor to the doors of General Brutality's room. Her brow furrowed deeply and she bolted down the hall, smashing the doors open with her head and front legs. She remained in the air, looking around. The room was dark, she tried her hardest to make things out in the darkness, not wanting to turn on her torch in case it alerted someone to her presence, despite having just bashed the doors in.

"Ah, hello my dear." Sky turned her head swiftly in the direction of the voice. The lights of the room flickered on. "My, what a...beautiful...young...Pony, you are."
There a little way ahead of her, sitting at his desk, was General Brutality. He was a truly hideous creature; covered in gnarly scars, including a large, crooked one right the way across his face diagonally that distorted his facial features, along with an eye patch over his left eye. He leered over at her, a twisted grin forming upon his lips that revealed his large, sharp fangs, allowing them to glisten in the light.
"I suppose you've come to kill me, yes?"
Sky Melody paused for a moment, taken aback and thoroughly disgusted by his mere appearance and tone of voice. She gritted her teeth and frowned once more. "Yes. I have."
His grin widened. "Excellent...then let us begin."
 
my personal thoughts when I read it was the stuffed ones probably were taken home as trophies and her parents WERE the two found in the clearing :dontknow:
 
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my personal thoughts when I read it was the stuffed ones probably were taken home as trophies and her parents WERE the two found in the clearing :dontknow:
Yeah, that works out, like a whole conspiracy. Everyone cool with that?
 
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