Use this one
Welcome to the chatter net, have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content, some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to the chatter net, come and take a seat
Would you like to see dox drama or an E girls dirty feet?
There's no need to panic, this isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do our best
Welcome to the chatter net, what would you prefer?
Would you like to bicker civil rights or spam some racial slurs?
Be happy, be horny, be bursting with rage
We got a million different ways to engage
Welcome to the chatter net, put your plans aside
Here's a tip for writing python, here's a person who just died
We got pictures, and memes, and forum boards
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different chatt.ers fucking each other
Welcome to the chatter net, hold on to your socks
'Cause an Indian just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting, he just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you who.re!
See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her, do a Zoom or find a tumor in your-