Not even Ziggy?!?!I definitely wouldn't entertain any singles chatter for a relationship. Ever. Ugh. Enough to make me cringe.
Not even Ziggy?!?!I definitely wouldn't entertain any singles chatter for a relationship. Ever. Ugh. Enough to make me cringe.
Ziggy and I have a rivalry stretching back through the decades. He's a true nemesis. The Joker to my Batman. The Hardcore Was Taken to my Boba Fett!Don't you pick on Ziggy because he gets all the e-bitches and you're a 0 in singles.
Your singleschat level is fairy.
Ziggy tried to steal my girl back in the day. And he would've succeeded if I didn't part with large sums of money. Every since then, he's been out to kill meI had Ziggy on myspace... Where he would show me his art... Then get mad when I wouldn't put him in my top 8 for sharing something so personal.
I never, ever trolled him about his art.... Promise π€
It's ok. I'll let Ziggy have you. Some things are worth fighting for, and some things aren'tI'm not even gonna ask.
PS, I have an amazon wish list you can peruse if you want to throw money away<3
Possibly. Dem ogres are strong as hellI reckon Ziggy would win based on brute force, anyway
You getting a UM to fight for me? Aren't you a dearDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE... It would be Shrek v Eustace Bagge
The one that doesn't have any cliffs that you can "mysteriously" fall off from.Opening message on a dating app...
"First date, you, me, a suped up Peugeot 205, and an asda car park. JOYRIDING. You down?"
I don't even know which route I want to take in reply to this. Damn it.
Which UM are you calling Shrek and/or Eustace?You getting a UM to fight for me? Aren't you a dear
We have to drive 45 minutes out of the city to find a cliff I wouldn't bounce back from. I doubt anyone driving a 502 is affording the petrol there, thank god.The one that doesn't have any cliffs that you can "mysteriously" fall off from.
I agree with you π―.Because I donβt find jokes about pedophelia to be funny.
Nah, you just support them instead.I agree with you π―.
Get well soon.Why after that fkn freezing winter do I get a fkn head cold in Spring!? like just why?
sinuses bunged up taste buds gone drippy nose, not quite as messed up as hardcoreβs hooter, but nearly.
Iβm going to order chips and curry sauce tonight to sweat it out. Although Iβm starving knowing me I will take one look at it and feel full
Oh hi weirdo. Ha! JK! How are you? HA!all these weird reactions....ehh.. i duno wot's going on.