Really funny joke

[Jack_Skellington]

A woman goes to the tattoo shop and she asks for Christmas on one inner thigh and Thanksgiving on the other one. So the guy finishes up and asks, what's with the weird tattoos? She's like well, I'm just tired of my husband complaining that there's nothing to eat between Christmas and Thanksgiving 😂 😂

 

[Finn2.0]

So you’re saying she doesn’t cook for her husband? I agree with you, she’s a terrible wife

 

[Creed101]

😂😂😂😂

 

[.Princessa]

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! *


Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.*


What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed. *



Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.*


Why did Mickey Mouse go into space? He wanted to find Pluto.

 

[redcrazykid]

What did Taylor Swift say? "Look what you made me do."

 

[ViewExpansion]

You

 

[redcrazykid]

do you ever look at brids?

 

[King Luna]

what do you call it when a snowman has a temper tantrum??? …. a meltdown

 

[.Princessa]

what do you call it when a snowman has a temper tantrum??? …. a meltdown

Good one!

 

[.Princessa]

do you ever look at brids?

The what? Do you mean look at birds? Helping you out. Have a great day.

 

[Creed101]

what do you call it when a snowman has a temper tantrum??? …. a meltdown

I think you mean Proncessa.

 

[.Princessa]

I think you mean Proncessa.

 

[.Princessa]

I think you mean Proncessa.

No it means you bully.

 

[King Luna]

I think you mean Proncessa.

😭😭😂

 

[King Luna]

princessa it wasn’t me i swear! it was all them!!!

 

[King Luna]

nothing good about Switzerland but the flag is a big plus!

(not trying to offend anyone this is a online joke!!)