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I haz teh good nuus.
I am back. The internets, they have returned to me. Blessed be thy internet and may those lost souls who crashed into a telephone pole and ruined my internets burn in a neverending hellfire.

But on an unfortunate note... I must leave once more. For I am on a journey to claim my car, which is in a neighbouring country, and so I must once more leave you, my loves, but worry not for I shall be returning. With working internetz and a new car. In say about a few days... unless they don't want to sell me the car... then I'll be back the same day. In which case, the second part of this "I am back" speech is to be ignored.
 
Also... Laura, Burger street is a dangerous place. I live nowhere near that location. They haz the 1 dollar prostitutes. 0_0 If you are interested... I can pinpoint you to the exact spot.
 
.::Kill0_0Frosty::. said:
Also... Laura, Burger street is a dangerous place. I live nowhere near that location. They haz the 1 dollar prostitutes. 0_0 If you are interested... I can pinpoint you to the exact spot.
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Hellz yeah brah, go fer it. That's and instant classic, prozzies on Burger Street.
I'll now post the picture for all to see:
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Cakeface said:
What's a prostitute, do they sell burgers? heh heh.
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Yup. The STD Feliks mentioned is like the toy with the Happy Meal.
 
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xobscenemetalmelodiez said:
Why McDonald's of course!
They're super fun. I'd reccommend AIDS. :D
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Hey now I work at Mcdonalds! lol and I gots none STD, at least not that I know of...wait wait no I don't have any...

Cakeface a STD is like a pet...you have to feed it and take of it, and when it gets sick there are special ointments and pills you can take to make it better...And they're are contagious like if I see Laura with a puppy and I think gosh I want one, and I go and get one....That's how my grandmother explained it to me and I am passing it on to you my love...

In other news....It officially is 90 degrees in california...Woo hoo lol 🙁
 
Keikoa said:
Hey now I work at Mcdonalds! lol and I gots none STD, at least not that I know of...wait wait no I don't have any...

Cakeface a STD is like a pet...you have to feed it and take of it, and when it gets sick there are special ointments and pills you can take to make it better...And they're are contagious like if I see Laura with a puppy and I think gosh I want one, and I go and get one....That's how my grandmother explained it to me and I am passing it on to you my love...

In other news....It officially is 90 degrees in california...Woo hoo lol 🙁
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Yay puppy!

Yesterday at least the place where me and Laura live was the hottest place in Britain. I'm surprised I didn't hallucinate, but nothing here but me and our dog with three heads!
 
Keikoa said:
Hey now I work at Mcdonalds! lol and I gots none STD, at least not that I know of...wait wait no I don't have any...

Cakeface a STD is like a pet...you have to feed it and take of it, and when it gets sick there are special ointments and pills you can take to make it better...And they're are contagious like if I see Laura with a puppy and I think gosh I want one, and I go and get one....That's how my grandmother explained it to me and I am passing it on to you my love...

In other news....It officially is 90 degrees in california...Woo hoo lol 🙁
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Lmfao. As long as you don't eat the food you shouldn't get the STDs, stay away from those Happy Meals! They're rife with AIDS!
Cakeface said:
Yay puppy!

Yesterday at least the place where me and Laura live was the hottest place in Britain. I'm surprised I didn't hallucinate, but nothing here but me and our dog with three heads!
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Even more worryingly the dog wasn't even in the room.
 
I'll buy your dog for a quarter? I think that's a good offer.

And I have some bad news guys...I have Aids...Laura told me to stay away from those happy meals but I couldn't resist. I mean 6 pc nugget with apple dippers a crazy person could only resist that...So no one touch me k :reallysad
 
Keikoa said:
I'll buy your dog for a quarter? I think that's a good offer.

And I have some bad news guys...I have Aids...Laura told me to stay away from those happy meals but I couldn't resist. I mean 6 pc nugget with apple dippers a crazy person could only resist that...So no one touch me k :reallysad
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Oh god... not AIDS!

A three headed dog costs more than a quarter...
 
Keikoa said:
Okay okay how about two quarters, some gummy bears, and one mystery flavored airhead...I mean you can't get any better than that
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You have a point the deal can't get any better... hmmm.

I am afraid I find the dog priceless, but I'll be happy to take the gummy bears off your hands. 🙂
 
Cakeface said:
You have a point the deal can't get any better... hmmm.

I am afraid I find the dog priceless, but I'll be happy to take the gummy bears off your hands. 🙂
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Oh darn, its okay I don't think my roommate would like a three headed dog. You can take the gummy bears though, the feds want them back so you their all yours. 🙄
 
Keikoa said:
Word? We can so be like the baddest duo running from the feds...maybe introduce Laura Laura into some trouble as well. Although I doubt if she isn't in trouble already
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You're correct about Laura, no more punching people in the vagina for her! I'll never have kids now...:reallysad

Anyway I'm a convicted arsonist, so just tell me what you want burned down! Maybe McDonald's considering your AIDS.
 
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