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Alright my friends, gather around so I can tell you a story of how my sister completely owned me. It was late one night and I found myself going to the video games chat, I was sitting in the living room, as I am now, with my sister across the room at the computer.
All was going well when some guy named chuckles came on and without saying anything in the main chat took me to private chat. I was using the name Rosie, which was new for me, so I understood at first the mistaken identity. He stated he remembered me from the other night, I said no and shut the chat. He came back insisting on having talked to me and began to go one to say where we had been in this "conversation".
He then proceeded to get his "penis" (cawk as he put it) out and slap me in the face. Of course you may see the twist in this story coming, but at this time I was generally horrified. But for some reason I was draw to craziness, unlike me in this chat, (unless Frosty or my sister are on).
After me responding in crazy talk for a while he told me he was physic and would guess my name. I was tiring of this guy, as I had been for a while and I had been trying to shake him off by closing the chat and things like that. But after a while of bothering me to think of my name he guessed it began with the letter "e". This freaked me out seeing as we all know my name is Emily, my worry was furthered by him saying I lived in the UK. I was worried now and said I lived in America.
I began to think of options of how he might know that I lived in the UK, maybe I was being stupid. I though it might be Frosty, after all he knew this information, but how would he know my new screen name? He had met Hamface and Cakeface but not Rosie. My SISTER suggested it may even the elusive and enigmatic (lol) Nolre, at this point I accused Laura but she denied it. I even joked previously she should come on as it would be fun, but to bring this to a climax; I left the chat to freaked out to stay as chuckles had insisted I came from England, not even the UK anymore.
Then my friends she confessed, making this the greatest backstabbing of any siblings ever in history, my flesh and blood, it was Laura. She even only confessed because she was admitting she was going to say something further before I left. I had never even really suspected it to be her AND it gets better. How did she know my name Rosie? It was new to her as well, she guessed by the way I used punctuation. I talk very properly in chat like this. She even made sure that she typed her messages then waited a while before entering them to throw me off, as it did.
I had even talked to her about this crazy guy as I talked to him, IT FREAKED ME OUT. I had no idea, she played it perfectly. But looking back at it, it was weird how I allowed my crazy out with this guy when I rarely did on the chat. Maybe I subconsciously knew it was her, messed up. EPIC FAIL EMILY.