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justgreat said:
I'm the owner of Curbair Products at www.curbair.com. The following product provide to its owner three huge benefits: saving more money than the price paid, conserving water for our future junerations and creating for its user a real smell free and chemical free toilet/bathroom experience.

Air Sitter II (without the mini motor fan and adaptor of Air Sitter I ):
--by Curbair Products at www.curbair.com

This item is a patent pending product (11/431,362). It makes sitting-on-the-toilet-seat experience smell free. The working of the product is to use the ceiling fan as the suction force source to draw unpleasant smell in the bowl and pull it through a specially made soft plastic tube to the exhaust fan in your bathroom. This is the alternative approach of achieving the same product function as that of Air-Sitter I without using a mini-pipe motor fan and adaptor.

This is a must-have comforting add-on in any toilet with an overflow pipe in its water tank and an exhaust fan in the bathroom. You want to have smell free sitting-on-the-toilet-seat experience, don?t you?

There are two more benefits. One is saving water: by reducing necessary flushes to only one flush, you can save about tens thousand gallons of water for a family of three in about just three years; the other benefit is saving money: over three years, you can save enough expenses on water to cover the purchasing price.

The grill cover can be transparent ( for lighted exhaust fans) or non transparent and in round or square shape to customize it your special grill type of your exhaust fan, email me your choice which type you want: clear, transparent or non transparent, round or square as well as the diameter for the round type or the length of side for the square type. (maximum is 17x17(inches) for square type and 19(inches) in diameter for round type )

Buy this product and you will get all the three benefits for you and the society. Every toilet in every bath should and will have the product to be modern and standard now for everyone who comes to know this patent-pending product. Be the first to enjoy it!!!

Important: Visit www.curbair.com to buy the angel-like " Toilet Air Sitter ", buy some suger for your babysitters, for it sounds like their sister...haha...
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I've always wanted one of these
 
Happiness is a Warm Gun said:
Guise teach me how to roleplayz.
Plz&thankyew.
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Just create a character that fits the character profile and then write your character's part of the story. Yo.

.::Kill0_0Frosty::. said:
First we have to take off all our pants.
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Oh, yeah, almost forgot about this.

Happiness is a Warm Gun said:
All of them?
Cause I'm wearing like three pairs right now..

You wish you could take off your pants too huh?
But you have no legs QQ
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All of them. Yup.

Wait, who has no legs?

.::Kill0_0Frosty::. said:
I've always wanted one of these
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One of what? Exactly what are they selling? Aside from a "Toilet Air Sitter".
 
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Zombieland was a glorious movie.


PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, HOWEVER

FUCK PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

FUCK THAT WHORE PIECE OF SHIT

"OH IT SHOWED IN LIKE A HUNDRED THEATERS AND IT WAS SO GOOD THAT THEY DEMANDED IT BE BROUGHT BACK"

"OH IT'S SO FUCKED UP AND SCARY"

FUCK THAT

FUCK

THAT

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY WAS SHIT

UTTER SHIT

UTTER WHORE MOTHERFUCKING DICK SHIT

Firefox says motherfucking is a legitimate word.

Awesome.
 
ĴǻŶ.;3763650 said:
paranormal activity is about as good as John Mccain.
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That's a mindfuck.

A lot of people like McDouche but a lot of others think he's just another crusty old fuck who got into politics for the pay and the prestigious dinner parties.

What's your position on McCain?
 
i don't really like him, i don't care much for his belief's, i think hes a two face when it comes to certain topics and he just isn't up to the responsiblity, dude falls asleep at all the meetings.


only reason i would have rather had him in was because he was for the war.
 
Yeah but that's better than Paranormal Activity.

McCain at least had the balls to pick the worst potential vice president in all of political history and keep a straight face about it.

I seriously believe that Obama was only elected because of his way with words and his skin color.

Hilary was obviously just a bad idea. No one even listened to her.

"Oh Clinton's running again?"

"No, his wife is."

"Don't fuck with me."

Now that I think about it, the recent elections were like a God damn joke.

I think Hilary was the worst, just because of who she is.

But were we to compare Paranormal Activity to Clinton we'd still come up short.

It was a bigger disappointment than Godzilla and the Blair Witch Project combined, especially since you think "oh it's rated R, there won't be any obnoxious little douchebags screaming at everything."

But no, the only reason it was R was because they said "fuck" six times.

I have to admit though, it had wonderful effects.

But in short, I agree.

Paranormal Activity was as good as McCain.
 
ĴǻŶ.;3763623 said:
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D'awwwww. -hugz-

Also, only reason people threw up from Blair Witch was because of the effects and shaky camera. Not saying it's shit, just people made such a huge fucking deal out it that it sort of ruined it.

And oh my God I just found a gore thread on Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, aka the fucker I was inspired by and made Toxico. GOD LOVES ME.
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xobscenemetalmelodiez said:
D'awwwww. -hugz-
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-hugs b4 drugs.


Nolre Aperrelous said:
Yeah but that's better than Paranormal Activity.

McCain at least had the balls to pick the worst potential vice president in all of political history and keep a straight face about it.

I seriously believe that Obama was only elected because of his way with words and his skin color.

Hilary was obviously just a bad idea. No one even listened to her.

"Oh Clinton's running again?"

"No, his wife is."

"Don't fuck with me."

Now that I think about it, the recent elections were like a God damn joke.

I think Hilary was the worst, just because of who she is.

But were we to compare Paranormal Activity to Clinton we'd still come up short.

It was a bigger disappointment than Godzilla and the Blair Witch Project combined, especially since you think "oh it's rated R, there won't be any obnoxious little douchebags screaming at everything."

But no, the only reason it was R was because they said "fuck" six times.

I have to admit though, it had wonderful effects.

But in short, I agree.

Paranormal Activity was as good as McCain.
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true, tho i think Bill should of came back instead of Obama.


Obama was full of poop, not to mention he looks like it. :nono:
 
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