Some additional information regarding Hocus and Pocus:
1. Mr. Swan is the president, founder, and CEO of Hocus and Pocus.
2. There is no board; he handles all of that.
3. Mr. Swan is, excuse my language, a badass motherfucker and can fuck your shit sideways.
4. Mr. Swan is very intelligent and can easily find out about any mutiny within the company. This has happened before, and he dealt with shit. However, being the gentleman that he is, he will avoid conflict until the rebelling party confronts him, in which case he proceeds to fuck the rebellion right up and down.
5. Mr. Swan can be sent to Hell just like any other Incubus, and the details of such a banishment will be detailed below.
6. If you want a promotion or to propose the birth of a new department, Mr. Swan is all ears.
7. Every department handles its own paperwork, so if you burn a witch you'll have to file a report detailing how you did it and why she deserved it.
8. Hocus and Pocus has business rivals, and by that I mean that there is a group that doesn't particularly like mofos looking into otherworldly subjects.
HOW TO BLAST ON A CRANKY ASS SUCCUBUS/INCUBUS
Step 1: Light some candles and pretend it's for sensual effect. Since most escapees from Hell don't know anything other than how to die in Hell, they won't know what the fuck you're doing.
Step 2: Dip those fingers in that candle wax, dawg.
Step 3: PLUNGE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS INTO THE EYES OF THE SUCCUBUS AND WATCH THE BITCH BURST INTO A COMBINATION OF FLAME AND ASHES
Step 4: Clean up the mess.
Step 5: File report.
Important Things to Know About Killing a Succubus:
?Glade scented candles won't do the trick. You need to use plain white candles that are meant to be burned and not smelled.
?Before the Succubus burst into flame and then falls into ash, it will revert back to its original form, which is an ugly ass old lady demon with floppy tits that will lunge at your neck. To avoid death, grab it by the hair and hold firmly.
?Some Succubi WILL know what you're doing, so be aware of that.
?While you attempt to kill it, it will be attempting to get in your pants and drain your soul. Simply plunging your fingers into its eyes is no easy feat, as you will also want to let it take over your body and ride you all the way to oblivion.
I'll put all this in the thread itself, but I thought everyone would see this a lot faster. Disregard this post if you aren't going to join the thread.