Roses are red, Violets are blue

[Deleted member 282985]

Post your very own Roses are red, Violets are blue poem. Here is one I came up with myself.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I love getting kicked,
for two hours to.

 

[Lisblanc]

 

[ban active]

Post your very own Roses are red, Violets are blue poem. Here is one I came up with myself.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I love getting kicked,
for two hours to.

Roses are red
Violet are blue
You are an idiot
This is true

 

[Pinky]

Roses are dying
Violets are dead
Come near me
You’ll get a kick in the head!

Just kidding!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The pervs on Chat Avenue
Make me wanna spew! 🤮

 

[Seraphim]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I drew your face in the sand
And he was taken by the waves

 

[Deleted member 282985]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I drew your face in the sand
And he was taken by the waves

That didn't even make sense.

 

[Seraphim]

That didn't even make sense.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I had a cool rhyme,
But it slipped right through.

I started out strong,
With rhythm and time,
But then I went blank
I forgot the next line!

I said, "It'll be fire!"
A poetic crime...
But my brain took a break,
And forgot to chime.

I wanted to rhyme,
But my thoughts just fled,
So now here’s a poem
That lives in my head.

I swear it was great,
A lyrical climb
But oops, my bad,
I forgot the rhyme.

 

[Seraphim]

Roses are red, violets are blue,
She’s not fat, just overweight — but still beautiful too.
One year at the gym, with nothing to prove,
She becomes the hottest girl in that room.

 

[babydolla]

these poems suck 🤧

 

[Deleted member 282985]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
@babydolla is a catfish and
We all know that’s true.

 

[ban active]

roses are red
violets are blue
you have a head like a potato
that needs to be hit with a shoe

 

[Pinky]

Roses are red
Violets are purple
Be nice to each other
Or I’ll give you a nurple.

 

[Deleted member 282985]

Roses are red
Violets are blue,
I am a troll and
You all know that’s true.

 

[ban active]

Roses are red
Violets are blue,
I am a troll and
You all know that’s true.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You wish you were a troll
You suck and stick your nose in a roll

 

[Pinky]

Roses are red
Cherry blossoms are pink.
Would the both of you
Please go see a shrink?

 

[Deleted member 282985]

Roses are red
Cherry blossoms are pink.
Would the both of you
Please go see a shrink?

Now that’s probably the funniest poem I have ever read. 😂😂😂😂

 

[Deleted member 282985]

@TheDifference @Lisblanc
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
if I ever get banned
I'll use a VPN to.

 

[Deleted member 282985]

Roses are red
Violets are corny
Whenever I get kicked out of rooms
It makes me so horny.

 

[Deleted member 282985]

@Kim
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
if I ever get banned,
are you gonna marry me to?

 

[Kim]

@Kim
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
if I ever get banned,
are you gonna marry me to?

Makes no sense.