frying nemo
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post a rude joke how are men just like pandas???????? they both eat shoots and leaves
rude jokes (adults only)
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Triboulet1
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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman.
Because she was a woman.
Pope Lick Monster
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This is my kinda thread 😁
Heard this one on "Love Line" years ago
A beautiful woman goes to see a new gynecologist. The doctor begins the exam and starts feeling her leg.
He asks, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
She says, "Yes, doctor, you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That's right," says the doctor.
He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.
She says, "Yes, you're checking for any lumps or signs of breast cancer."
"Correct," replies the doctor.
Finally, the shady doctor takes things completely too far, and starts ya knowwwww with her.
He looks down, smirks, and asks, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes—which is why Im here in the 1st place!"
Heard this one on "Love Line" years ago
A beautiful woman goes to see a new gynecologist. The doctor begins the exam and starts feeling her leg.
He asks, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
She says, "Yes, doctor, you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That's right," says the doctor.
He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.
She says, "Yes, you're checking for any lumps or signs of breast cancer."
"Correct," replies the doctor.
Finally, the shady doctor takes things completely too far, and starts ya knowwwww with her.
He looks down, smirks, and asks, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes—which is why Im here in the 1st place!"