I could never wifey an Opp Thot
Straight on the horse like 'Trot Trot!'
I like my tings in crowns and ball gowns
Not jeans from Top Shop
I skkkrtt 'round town on a pony
Got one called Edgar and Tony
Dated a ting called Tasha
Had to dash her, 'cus the back was bony 🤷♂️