The Ban Game

[-Luka]

Banned because innit bruv

 

[emileh]

Banned because yeah fam.

 

[Akira_]

Banned because I can't even with y'all.

 

[emileh]

Banned for not even with us all

 

[Pandora]

banned because I do what I want

 

[Akira_]

Banned for deigning to take a break. Slave away, woman!

 

[Pandora]

Banned for having no mercy

 

[emileh]

Banned for expecting mercy on forums

 

[Inkandtatts]

Banned because I've not banned you for ages and you're due a ban

 

[emileh]

Banned for missing out on the banfest!

 

[-Luka]

Banned for making InkandTatts log off Grindr to ban you

 

[emileh]

Banned for stalking @Inkandtatts on Grindr

 

[Finn2.0]

Banned for keeping tabs on ********’ dating apps

 

[Akira_]

Banned for acting like an overzealous father

 

[emileh]

Banned for putting @Finn2.0 firmly in his place 🙂

 

[Akira_]

Banned for making Finn's hackles rise with that comment 😂

 

[-Luka]

Banned for seafood and vitriol against my dislike 💅

 

[rapinoes smirking revenge]

banned for making us think of anything of finn's rising

 

[-Luka]

Banned for filth

 

[emileh]

Banned for reasons 😛

 

[-Luka]

Banned for banning me with an unacceptable reason!

 

[emileh]

Banned for not accepting my legitimate ban reason

 

[-Luka]

Banned for reverse psychology

 

[emileh]

Banned for excuses

 

[-Luka]

Banned for reasons, legitimately, this time.

 

[emileh]

Banned for stretching for reasons...

 

[-Luka]

Banned for using an ellipsis in their excuses.

 

[emileh]

Banned for criticising the use of ellipses

 

[-Luka]

Banned for bad grammar!

 

[emileh]

Banned for not knowing the plural of ellipsis

 

[SexiiPrincess]

Banned because I'm back 🤣👌

 

[Finn2.0]

Banned for staring at peen pics all day in chat

 

[SexiiPrincess]

Banned because I have to see them 😵

 

[emileh]

Banned because excuses excuses

 

[-Luka]

Banned for non haiku ban reason

 

[Akira_]

Banned for having a yellow name

 

[emileh]

Banned for banning for yellow

 

[-Luka]

banned for me no blu

 

[SexiiPrincess]

Banned because @emileh is mean to mee 😭🤣

 

[-Luka]

Banned for not reporting her to her bestie Bread 👀

 

[emileh]

Banned for even mentioning the mouldy one let alone telling someone to actually contact it

 

[-Luka]

Banned for vitriol 😯

 

[emileh]

Banned for thinking that was vitriol 😛

 

[-Luka]

Banned for banning me on a Friday afternoon

 

[emileh]

Banned for being used to being banned any time of the week

 

[-Luka]

Banned for causing an old man a coronary due to injustice

 

[Akira_]

Banned for the creepy pfp

 

[Pandora]

Banned for not doing enough work

 

[Finn2.0]

Banned for going to the cinema alone

 

[Pandora]

Banned for being an undercover do-gooder

 

[Finn2.0]

Banned for not inviting me to the cinema!!

 

[Pandora]

Banned for encouraging me to kidnap ppl's kids

 

[Finn2.0]

Banned for confusing “kidnap” with “borrow”

 

[Pandora]

Banned for correcting his elders

 

[emileh]

Banned for banning your elders

 

[-Luka]

Banned yet again for ageism

 

[emileh]

Banned for enabling ageism

 

[-Luka]

Banned for victim blaming

 

[Finn2.0]

Banned for playing the victim card

 

[emileh]

Banned for being a victim

 

[-Luka]

banned because we are all victims of the ave as soon as we hit register.

 

[emileh]

Banned for having a victim mentality 😛

 

[abiiiii]

Banned for chewing too loudly

 

[emileh]

Banned for having wonky nails 😛

 

[abiiiii]

(you jus had to go there didn't you)

banned for having a Scottish accent

 

[Akrta]

Banned for to many i’s in your name

 

[abiiiii]

banned for making fun of my name

 

[-Luka]

Banned for being a KC misfit 😶‍🌫️

 

[Akira_]

Banned for guessing my sentence a day late😠

 

[emileh]

Banned for annoyance

 

[Akrta]

Banned because the weather god said so

 

[-Luka]

banned for Sunday lie in

 

[emileh]

Banned for lazing on a Sunday

 

[Akira_]

Banned for thinking lazy Sundays are wrong

 

[emileh]

Banned for thinking they aren't 😛

 

[-Luka]

Banned for antagonising bread. 👀

 

[emileh]

Banned for not antagonising the mouldy one

 

[-Luka]

Banned for getting threads locked

 

[emileh]

Banned for some people are just sore losers lol

I seem to be living rent free in his head. It's so empty in there you could use it to house half of your migrants.

 

[-Luka]

I would never give up my cat. He’s my migrant the Manc twat.

Banned for emulating rishi sunak

 

[emileh]

Banned for admiring Cruella E.T. (without the compassion) Braverman.

 

[-Luka]

Banned for fake news.

 

[emileh]

Banned for tomato face and loving Priti Vacant 😛

 

[Pandora]

Banned for not having a dog as her pfp

 

[emileh]

Banned for not having an evil cat as her pfp 😛

 

[Inkandtatts]

Banned for being you

 

[emileh]

And banned for being you of course

 

[-Luka]

Banned for plagiarising ban reasons.

 

[emileh]

Banned for not understanding why and of course, being you

 

[-Luka]

Banned for causing an admin to close a thread correcting spelling 🤣

 

[emileh]

Banned for him being entirely wrong about the usage and spelling

 

[Pandora]

Banned for not realising the UM was actually right about the spelling differences of the word

 

[emileh]

Banned because he really wasn't.

 

[Pandora]

Banned for being stubborn

 

[emileh]

Banned for likewise 😛

 

[-Luka]

Banned because I had no clue that word even existed.

 

[emileh]

Banned for not knowing your etymology

 

[-Luka]

Banned because I knew that word!

 

[emileh]

Banned for being a smartarse 😛

 

[-Luka]

Banned because Israel is in the Eurovision 👀