Once upon a time, there lived a woman named @that one chick who had a terrible passion for baked beans. She loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on her. One day she met a guy named @Snoogles and they fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, She thought to herself, she'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so she made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on her birthday and on the way home from work, her car broke down. Since they lived in the country, she called her husband and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home. On her way home, she passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed her. Since she still had several miles to walk she figured she could walk off any ill affects before she got home. It was, after all, her birthday. So she went in and ordered, and before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans.
All the way home she putt-putted. By the time she arrived home she felt reasonably safe. Her husband met her at the door and seemed somewhat excited. "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" He put a blindfold on her, and led her to her chair at the head of the table and made her promise not to peak. At this point she was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as her husband was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. He again made her promise not to peek until he returned, and away he went to answer the phone. While he was gone, she seized the opportunity. She shifted her weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. She had a hard time breathing, so she felt for her napkin and fanned the air about her. She had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. She raised her leg and RRIIPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, She tried fanning her arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. She got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead.
With her blindfold still on, when she heard the phone farewells she neatly laid her napkin on her lap and folded her hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, she was the picture of innocence when her husband walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, he asked if she had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring him she had not peeked, He removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"
To her shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for her surprise birthday party
Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on her birthday and on the way home from work, her car broke down. Since they lived in the country, she called her husband and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home. On her way home, she passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed her. Since she still had several miles to walk she figured she could walk off any ill affects before she got home. It was, after all, her birthday. So she went in and ordered, and before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans.
All the way home she putt-putted. By the time she arrived home she felt reasonably safe. Her husband met her at the door and seemed somewhat excited. "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" He put a blindfold on her, and led her to her chair at the head of the table and made her promise not to peak. At this point she was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as her husband was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. He again made her promise not to peek until he returned, and away he went to answer the phone. While he was gone, she seized the opportunity. She shifted her weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. She had a hard time breathing, so she felt for her napkin and fanned the air about her. She had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. She raised her leg and RRIIPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, She tried fanning her arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. She got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead.
With her blindfold still on, when she heard the phone farewells she neatly laid her napkin on her lap and folded her hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, she was the picture of innocence when her husband walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, he asked if she had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring him she had not peeked, He removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"
To her shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for her surprise birthday party
