The Yes/No Game

You mean a mod for each section?

Unnecessary. Having 2 UMs seems to work for most things.

Would you go for a mod position?
 
No, I'd never go for any staff position
aint nobody got time for that GIF


Does Rudolph really have a red nose?
 
It depends on how much whisky he's consumed. The mince pie is actually for the reindeer and the whisky for Rudolph. Santa eats the carrot.

Do you like whisky?
 
No! I only drink wine and that's only occasionally with meals

Have you ever had a teetotal Christmas?
 
No but I came close once. Just the once though.

Will you be watching the King's Speech on Christmas Day?
Charlie, that is - not the film about George VI
 
Nae King! Nae Quin!, Nae Laird!, Nae Master!. We willnae be fooled again!

I doubt I'll watch much tv over Christmas, too much to be doiing
 
No we're not farmers or crofters. We have two dogs and my brother if they count?

Have you ever looked after livestock?
 
LMAO

Live? I suppose a spoot from the shell would be, so yes.

Have you ever eaten raw fish or shellfish?
 
I've had sushi if that counts

Have you ever hidden shellfish somewhere so it makes the room absolutely stink just to piss someone off?
 
LMAO I'm blaming you if I do that in the future.

No. The worst I've done was accidentally on purpose pour some butyric acid into a teacher's personal cane waste bin. (It smells of puke and the teacher was a total arse)

Have you ever played a practical joke that could land you in some trouble?
 
it did. back in high school there was a vending machine right next to a door with a large handle...but far enough away that it wouldn't hit it...i pumped it over enough that it'd just miss it...but someone else noticed and pumped it over so that it'd land square in the middle of the display glass.. next morning a kid swung the door open and smashed the glass...we both ended up having to pay for the repair...the third person was never found.

ever had a serious practical joke played on you?
 
Someone put a drawing pin on my chair in the last year of primary. They didn't think it was funny afterwards.

Have you ever played a practical joke you regretted?
 
Not in memory, although I honestly can't recall a single practical joke I've played on someone.

Once you start watching TV show series, do you watch it to completion?
 
For the most part. Tv watching is a social thing for me. So if the person(s) I'm watching with aren't around... Sometimes i don't watch for months or ever again.

Do you have a genre you prefer to watch on tv?
 
Bad and long. I want it to be absolute rubbish and I want a lot of it.

Do you drink enough water during the day without any sort of reminder system?
 
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