The Yes/No Game

Yes I do. Fear of puking….. Haven’t puked in almost 10 years now and I don’t plan on anytime soon.

Do you believe in alternate realities/parallel universes?
 
Yes

Do you enjoy being out on boats, jet skis, kayaks, fishing, doing wakeboarding or anything in the summer?
 
No, thank god

If a future version of you time traveled to this moment, do you think the two of you would get along?
 
Oh hell no. My cynical ass would dress my younger self down to the bare bones about everything I’ve ever done wrong. I’m definitely my own worst critic.

If you could travel from the present to the future to see your own death, would you?
 
Multiple times I am bad at directions.

Have you ever felt fully content with your life at some point of your life?
 
No, although I don't have the ability to fly but I'm working on it.

In a relationship, do you feel that a person's race, nationality or ethnicity is a factor for you?
 
No

Do you think dad jokes are hilarious just because of how goofy they are?
 
Hairless. They're a significantly healthier breed with fewer genetic defects. (But pound mutt kitties all the way.)

Would you rather live in a dry or humid climate?
Oh ****, I got the threads mixed up. That should be on the would you rather. Disregard.

Do you regularly eat breakfast?
 
Yes, when driving through large open spaces where you can get absorbed into the scenery and let the self expand mentally and emotionally - it feels so liberating mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Do you fear thunderstorms?
 
Yes

Do You Want Fries With That ?

ronald mcdonald wink GIF by McDonald's CZ/SK
 
No, but I did get very close once. I drive an older car with a good ol' fashioned petrol meter. I was driving my boss's rental Prius on a work trip once and (wrongfully) assumed that when she handed me the keys, I was good to just drive her around in it. Nope. I guess you had to press a button to toggle on the digital screen that shows how many miles were left on the tank? News to me. I rolled up to the fuel station with 0 miles left of petrol. But made it! And didn't run out.

Do you think you could work your current job for the rest of your life?
 
Hmm could I be a CNA for the rest of my life? Mentally, passionately and compassionately yes… physically I am not so sure but we will see!!!

Do you think we all have a purpose for our lives? And do you believe we all find our purpose at some point?
 
Yes and Yes


If you got free pizza for two years straight could you eat pizza everyday for two years as your breakfast, lunch, snack, and dinner. That all the food you could have for two years could you deal with just pizza only. You could have any drink any kind of drinks with your pizza. But you would have to eat the 🍕 pizza morning, afternoon, snack time, and the evening. For only two years. Could you do this?
 
Oh ****, I got the threads mixed up. That should be on the would you rather. Disregard.

Do you regularly eat breakfast?
Oh yes My bad. I was stoned. Never smoke and reply
Yes and Yes


If you got free pizza for two years straight could you eat pizza everyday for two years as your breakfast, lunch, snack, and dinner. That all the food you could have for two years could you deal with just pizza only. You could have any drink any kind of drinks with your pizza. But you would have to eat the 🍕 pizza morning, afternoon, snack time, and the evening. For only two years. Could you do this?
Yes if I could change the toppings for each meal.
 
No Because of my neurological conditions I don't consume caffeine.

Have you ever pretended to like someone romantically just to make them feel better about themselves?
 
No!


Do you ever get scared when all the lights and all of the power go off at night from a terrible rainstorm and when you are home alone?
 
Yes depending on how bad the situation is .

Will you talk again to someone who seems ungrateful after you help them ?
 
Yes. My resentment-o-meter is about as lazy as I am. Holding a grudge takes more effort and energy than I'm willing to put forth.

Do you ever work side jobs for extra income?
 
Should you? No, you don't owe anyone anything. Do I? Yes, grudges are work and I'm not about that life.

Do you find yourself easily bored?
 
No. I don't like normal baths and adding ice just sounds unpleasant.

Do you drink beverages on ice?
At home yes I drink beverages with ice. Now when I go out to eat I will always say no ice. Because when you ask for a beverage when you go out to eat when I do they fill up all the way to the top with ice and there's a little bit of tiny beverage and that's it so when I go out it's either water with lemon or if I'm going to get a Coke with no ice drink.




Have you ever gone on your dream vacation yet?
 
At home yes I drink beverages with ice. Now when I go out to eat I will always say no ice. Because when you ask for a beverage when you go out to eat when I do they fill up all the way to the top with ice and there's a little bit of tiny beverage and that's it so when I go out it's either water with lemon or if I'm going to get a Coke with no ice drink.




Have you ever gone on your dream vacation yet?
yes

have you ever been to Scotland
 
I have not been to Scotland.

Would you get a tattoo of an advertisement logo for $1Million somewhere on your body that you could not cover up?
 
Military.

Would you rather have absolutely no hair on your body (eyebrows, head, everything) or be as fluffy as the hairiest man you've ever encountered?
 
My Bad I screwed up the thread. Yes/No
No. I'm a Princess. I can marry for love.

Is it really better to have loved and lose than to never have loved at all?
 
100% Yes definitely have a ride or die.

Have you ever taken the wrap for someone else or something you have not done to protect others?
 
No, I'm loyal to a fault even when treated poorly by an ungrateful employer.

Have you ever gone a week without bathing?
 
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