The Yes/No Game

Yes, to an extent. I’m trying to up my spice tolerance. Hot sauce chicken, hot wings and some spicy curries have become favorites lately.

Do you?
 
I like a chilli kick but not if it leaves my mouth burning for more than a few minutes. Stupidly hot stuff can do one. I'll leave that for the willy waving idiots.

Do you like Indian food?
 
Yes as long as it's not in a pie. I love my mum's cheese sauce :)

Do you like Cauliflower cheese?
 
Yes and do that stupid fkn awkward run dripping gratitude.

Do you get instarage if a shop worker is ratty with you?
 
Nope they may have just dealt with a complete arse or had a totally shite day. I stay polite.

Do you stand up for your consumer rights if you return something (full refund or exchange no store credit bs)?
 
Yes I always keep receipts and always note date if it ever comes to that.

Do you feel like you could’ve given a bit more effort today at something specific?
 
Absolutely not. I've spent most of the day armpit deep in revision for my highers that start next week.

Do you enjoy your work?
 
Yes. It’s nice to know what I do matters. (To me) not an I’m better than anyone explanation.

do you drink energy drinks to help you focus your studying?
 
No I hate the smell of them. We have a bean to cup coffee machine and plenty of beans...

Have you ever tried Midori?
 
Let me put it this way. My mum calls me the human dustbin. I'm physically very active and eat like a hungry hungry hippo.

Have you even tried creme de menthe?
 
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