The Yes/No Game

do you like coffee creamer?
I refuse to play this game henceforth because you can’t seem to get your head out of your ass long enough for a brain synapse to do its job. My bloody word, you’re dumber than wet paint, and markedly less interesting.

If you insist on bungling a very simple game every single time you haphazardly trip and fall into this thread… well, please know that at least I absolutely hate you.
 
Yes, the part that overthinks

Do you want to go skinny-dipping now we're officially in a drought?

Edit: Half of the UK is in a drought because we're having the equivalent of an Aussie winter
 
No, random members of the public don't deserve to see my glistening, wet body.

Do you want to live in an igloo in Antarctica?
 
Yes, f*cking lockdown memories brought right back

I have weird cravings. Someone got me pregnant. Was it you?
 
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