The Yes/No Game

Yes I can. I can do it with friction if necessary but there's a flint and striker in my backpack for emergencies.

Can you?
 
Baked as in jacket tatties? They've got the edge over chips. Just.

Do you like baked beans in your baked tatties?
 
I'm back to studies on Monday. The answer will be 'No' anyway.

Did you look forward to going back to work?
 
happens 8th as had 2 weeks off for pleurisy. Honestly? Il fkn dreading it.

Do you have any goals for 2024??
 
Intentionally? No. Tricked? Yes.
I was compelled to respond however I am redempted.

Is your career in mountaineering?
 
No. I'm planning a career in science but I'm fairly competitive as a climber and want to push my standard up by one or preferably two grades.

Are you in the career you intended to be in when you were my age?
 
No, but technically yes. I didn't have a career in mind when I was a teenager. I don't have a career in mind now that I'm an adult. I work a job, it's good enough. Is it what I want to do forever? No. Do I know what I want to do forever? No. Not everyone has a plan in mind, some of us are just winging it day to day.

Are you happy where your life is?
 
Have on/off days but more so yes. Something is missing and I have no clue what.

Can you do maths without a calculator?
 
In maths? No. Got a degree in maths and statistics and I’ve never had to use it in working life. Waste of 4 years.

Do you have a favourite science?
 
Yes! I like science.

Do you make your bed 🛏️ every single morning for the 365 days a year?
 
Yes. It takes less than a minute. Pull the bottom sheet straight, plump the pillows, and shake out the duvet. Done.

Do you like painting walls and ceilings?
 
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