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godsgoodguy said:
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Me:
Now since you're ugly as shit the goal here is to basically not let people find out about it. First picture, I need you to take your absolute best picture.
Him:
Okay easy enough here's one.
Me: With a mask on.
Him:
But how will people know what my face looks like?
Me:
Now you're getting it. 😉 2nd picture we need to see proof that you have friends.
Him:
Oh so like a picture with me and my friends? I can find one real quick.
Me:
No just your friends. 3rd picture a dog, we need something cute to distract the girl from thinking about your ugly fucking face.
Him:
This conversation is a great boost for me, thank you.
Me: And lastly the 4th picture can be a picture of you.
Him:
Oh great finally.
Me:
From 200 yards away behind a tree.
Him:
****!
Me:
And that'll be about it.
Him:
What don't they give you like six photos to use for these profiles?
Me:
Yeah if you upload anymore your success rate has nowhere to go but down.
Him:
Yeah good point.
Me:
Anyways good luck you fucking idiot, you're going to need a lot of it.
 
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