An alcoholic, a smoker, and a gay guy die and go to heaven. St. Peter meets them at the gate and says:
"Listen guys, I have a lot going on right now so I'm sending you back." He points at each of them and says, "Stop drinking. Stop smoking. Stop committing unnatural acts. If you don't I will send you straight to Hell."
St. Peter claps his hands and the three guys appear back on earth.
As they walk down the street they pass a bar.
The alcoholic says, " I'm getting a drink."
He walks in and a blinding ligh emits from the bar as he goes to Hell. The two remaining guys look at each other, scared, and continue to walk down the road. The smoker sees a cigarette on the ground an looks at it longingly. They gay guy looks at the smoker and says:
"Don't even think about it. If you bend over to pick up that cigarette we're both going to Hell"
Hahahahaha
"Listen guys, I have a lot going on right now so I'm sending you back." He points at each of them and says, "Stop drinking. Stop smoking. Stop committing unnatural acts. If you don't I will send you straight to Hell."
St. Peter claps his hands and the three guys appear back on earth.
As they walk down the street they pass a bar.
The alcoholic says, " I'm getting a drink."
He walks in and a blinding ligh emits from the bar as he goes to Hell. The two remaining guys look at each other, scared, and continue to walk down the road. The smoker sees a cigarette on the ground an looks at it longingly. They gay guy looks at the smoker and says:
"Don't even think about it. If you bend over to pick up that cigarette we're both going to Hell"
Hahahahaha