Traveller seeking safe passage

[Wilhelm]

Hi i am a traveller from my home city please please do not take any of the stuff loosely attatched to my side, i only seek safe passage! Please do not mug and shank me for my shillings and potions i am a very weak and impressionable person, i bend to nearly everyones will, i am just saying please do not take advantage of this crisp $100 bill hanging out of my coin sack


[DO YOU ASSAULT THE TRAVELLER?]

 

[lavenderquartz]

Yes

 

[Wilhelm]

Yes

Please! Oh my! You are tearing my shillings from their sack! My potions! My artifacts! All my belongings are now forefit to you PLEASE DO NOT READ MY DIARY OH PLEASE STRONGER TRAVELLER


[READ THE TRAVELLERS JOURNAL?]

 

[lavenderquartz]

Yes

 

[Wilhelm]

Yes

*You read the travellers diary, inside you find a shopping list, a terrible revision of Taylor Swifts "blank space", a 400 page manifesto on cat overlords, and a portable shrine to justin bieber*


[ALERT THE GAURDS FOR THE ILLEGAL WORSHIP OF JUSTIN?]

 

[lavenderquartz]

no

 

[Wilhelm]

no

OH THANK YOU MISS ADVENTURER I WILL NOT LET YOUR GRACEFULNESS GO UNPAID YOU MAY HAVE THE DEED TO MY LAND, I NO LONGER NEED IT AS I AM GOING INTO THE WOODS TO LIVE WITH THE ANIMALS AND SINGING TREES

*turns around to go into the forest*

[STAB THE TRAVELLER IN THE BACK?]

 

[lavenderquartz]

no!

 

[Kim]

 

[lavenderquartz]

please do not stab the traveler in the back….

 

[Kim]

please do not stab the traveler in the back….

 

[lavenderquartz]

 

[Kim]

Dahmer esk vibes..

 

[lavenderquartz]

Dahmer esk vibes..

 

[SouporMan]

This is pretty sexy @lavenderquartz.

 

[lavenderquartz]

This is pretty sexy @lavenderquartz.

why?????? you creep

 

[Fluffy Wuffy]

so....did the traveller make it? 💀💀💀🤔🤔

 

[lavenderquartz]

legend has it he’s still worshipping justin bieber in the forest

 

[Creed101]

legend has it he’s still worshipping justin bieber in the forest

Rumor says it’s been 15yrs and he’s still there.

 

[Fluffy Wuffy]

rumors and legends smh, someone go in the forest and find out the truth!