Vending Machine game

[Elysian✨]

Court case

I put in a gun what do i get?

 

[RandomWoman]

A bloody ice-pick.

I put in a cup of coffee, what do I get?

 

[Elysian✨]

Tons of energy and stomach ache.

I put in myself what do i get?

 

[Deleted member 304456]

Nothing because you're stuck in a bloody vending machine..lol

I put in water, what do I get?.

 

[Elysian✨]

Ice.

I put in a glass of tequila what do i get?

 

[Deleted member 304456]

A tequila sunrise.

I put in a cigar what do I get?.

 

[Elysian✨]

a packet of cigs.

I put in a bad person what do i get?

 

[Deleted member 304456]

A good person.

I put in a vending machine, what do I get?.

 

[Elysian✨]

Nothing bcz both broke.

I put in Teen Chat what do I get?

 

[Deleted member 304456]

Little people.

I put in a snake, what do I get?.

 

[Elysian✨]

Poison.

I put in kids chat what do i get?

 

[Deleted member 304456]

Lots of noise.

I put in a piece of paper, what do I get?.

 

[emileh]

A Jasper Fforde novel.

I put in a stock pot. What do I get?

 

[Elysian✨]

A huge bump on the head.

I put in a rainforest what do i get?

 

[.Princessa]

You get your own private jungle with waterfalls in your backyard. And it's beautiful too.

I put in some salmon. What do I get?

 

[Elysian✨]

Fish smell.

I put in tap water, what do i get?

 

[.Princessa]

You get the gutter sewer drain water.
And it's nasty and smells gross. HA!

I put in my cellphone battery. 🔋
What do I get?

 

[Elysian✨]

A blown up battery.

I put in sleep what do i get?

 

[.Princessa]

You will get sleep for one month straight with no noise. HA! But you can only get up to brush your teeth, and bathroom-shower breaks then go back to sleep comfortably.

I put in a hair brush.
What do I get?

 

[emileh]

Tangles

I put in a pot of lip balm. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

a pot of soup?

I put in a three eyed fish...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

Radioactive waste.

I put in a horseshoe crab. What do I get?

 

[Inkandtatts]

Her cousin, a scorpion

I put in a copy of the Satanic Verses. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

A fall from a bombed aeroplane...

I put in a copy of Brave New World. What do I get?

 

[Inkandtatts]

A copy of 1984

I put in Joe Pesci. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

Pistol whipped.

I put in an old cotton reel. What do I get?

 

[Inkandtatts]

Splinters

I put in a baby lamb. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

An angry ewe.

I put in a single pistachio. What do I get?

 

[Inkandtatts]

A warning for being measly

I put in expanding foam. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

A bill from the vending machine people.

I put in a box of raisins. What do I get?

 

[Inkandtatts]

Constipation

I put in 100g plain flour, 2 eggs, 300ml of milk and spoonful of oil. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

Pancakes. Lemon Juice and maple syrup on mine please 🙂

I put in an OS map. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

OS2 Warp

I put in a bucket full of ice, what do i get?

 

[Inkandtatts]

Frostbite

I put in maple syrup for @emileh to add to the pancakes. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

sticky fingers

I put in a cup of water, what do i get?

 

[emileh]

Seasick.

I put in some rolled oats. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

oat joints

i put in some weed, what do i get?

 

[emileh]

Munchies.

I put in a steel washer. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

a steel washer

i put in a mudfish...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

Fish and chips with a strange flavour.

I put in a poison arrow frog. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

poisoned

i put in poison...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

Venom sacs.

I put in some fluorine. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

death...and not cavity free teeth

i put in a request...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

A voucher for something you need.

I put in some acetone. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

nailpolish removed

i put in nailpolish...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

Painted toenails.

I put in some jewellers rouge. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

the crown jewels? wtf

i put in some thievery...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

Handcuffed.

I put in some epoxy resin. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

your fingers glued together

i put in some paper...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

A small notebook.

I put in some sandpaper. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

smoother

i put headphones in...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

Tinnitus

I put in a pair of ear defenders. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

goalies

i put american football in...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

A bunch of wusses to scared to play real rugby 😛

I put in a shinty stick. What do I get?

 

[Inkandtatts]

A stinky stick

I put in a pint of Guinness. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

An empty room with all the windows wide open.

I put in some Irn Bru. What do I get?

 

[Deleted member 304456]

Girders.

I put in a grease gun, what do I get?.

 

[SerenityMoon]

A robot hand.

I put in a snowball. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

Frostbite.

I put in a peppermill. What do I get?

 

[Elysian✨]

Spicy food.

I put in Iceland what do i get?

 

[emileh]

A packet of frozen chips.

I put in a volcano. What do I get?

 

[SerenityMoon]

Ziploc bag of Ash

I put in a Pinwheel. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

A rotating vending machine.

I put in some mercury. What do I get?

 

[SerenityMoon]

A Queen CD

I put in a Keyboard. What do i get?

 

[-Luka]

Tubular bells on repeat.

I put in a bonsai tree what do I get?

 

[SerenityMoon]

Bowl of Rice.

I put in a plate of Poutine

 

[emileh]

Vomit.

I put in a glass of cider. What do I get?

 

[-Luka]

An orchard in your back garden.

I put in a wrench what do I get?

 

[emileh]

A complete set of useful tools.

I put in a spare wheel. What do I get?

 

[SerenityMoon]

a flat tire.

I put in a wine bottle cork. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

A bottle of corked wine

I put in a beanie. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

A toque.

I put in snow, what do I get?

 

[emileh]

An avalanche.

I put in a bootlace. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

Bootlickers

I put in a backpack, what do I get?

 

[emileh]

Transported to a mountain top.

I put in a Trangia stove. What do I get?

 

[SerenityMoon]

An electric kettle

I put in a cat harness. What do I get?

 

[Inkandtatts]

Red Thai cat curry

I put in a cinema ticket. What do I get?

 

[-Luka]

Banned from Asia.

I put in a breastfeeding friendly sign. What do I get?

 

[Inkandtatts]

This:

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I put in an advert for a casino. What do I get?

 

[Creed101]

This:

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I put in an advert for a casino. What do I get?

1$

I put a vending machine inside. What do i get?

 

[-Luka]

A cozy weekend with a dementor for your whole birthday munf of March . You deserved that one. 🤣

CREED!
You get a vending machine of your choice with never ending stock.

I put in a foot pic what do I get?

 

[emileh]

Kd.

I put in a wheel nut. What do I get