Vending Machine game

[Deleted member 303204]

Welcome to the Vending Machine game insert something into an imaginary vending machine and the next user posts what you get out and posts another object.

I insert a Carrot what am I getting out of my Vending Machine?

 

[Kd.]

You are getting a carrot cake.

I am putting in a coin in the vending machine, what am I getting?

 

[StubleU]

change

what am i getting?

 

[Kd.]

A big chocolate cookie

I will put in a toaster what am I getting

 

[Heathen2002]

The shock of your life.

I am putting a silicon dildo in, what am I getting?

 

[StubleU]

Your tonsils tickled

(right...you need to put something in) I'm putting a report in...what am i getting?

 

[Heathen2002]

an 'are you ok' reply

I put a link in a post, what am I getting?

 

[StubleU]

Banned for making a typo

I put in a 3 dollar bill...what am i getting?

 

[Heathen2002]

Chocolate starfish and hot dog flavoured water

I put an Astronaut in, what am I getting?

 

[StubleU]

a fart in your suit

I put in a UM...what did i get?

 

[Heathen2002]

you got an annoying noise.

I put in a bible....what did I get?

 

[Deleted member 303204]

You got a single Peanut

I put in a Tube Of Toothpaste ...what do I get?

 

[-Luka]

Dentures.

I put in a mod complaint… what am I getting 🥴

 

[Inkandtatts]

Spanked and banned.

I put in a bag of prawns. What am I getting?

 

[SerenityMoon]

You're getting a seafood boil.

I'm putting in a message in a bottle. What am I getting?

 

[Deleted member 303204]

Your getting a tube of lubricant

I put in a box of eggs what do I get?

 

[Kd.]

An omlette

I am putting in a big fat man what am I getting

 

[-Luka]

Mrs man. 🤣

I put in a bag of Doritos

 

[Kd.]

You get a very crumpled/smashed up bag of Doritos…

I put in a lemon

 

[-Luka]

You get free lemon drops!

I put in a gold doubloon what do I get