What is a "green flag" that turns out to be a secret red flag?
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Diogenes
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A flag that's green on one side and red on the other, so when the wind changes, it becomes a red flag 🤔 😉
Let's see. I don't know much about green flags, but red flags include:
Let's see. I don't know much about green flags, but red flags include:
- A woman who calls herself "sexy", pretends she's a queen, and has "daddy" issues
- A woman who moves to Alaska in a quest to collect as many STD's as she can
- A multimillionaire in Australia who's simultaneously a doctor, lawyer, model, callgirl, astronaut, and chat activist
- A man named Ben. Period. Full stop.
- A balding, middle aged man who enjoys visiting Teen Chat and chatting with underage girls. That's a wild thought.
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Triboulet1
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A woman that agrees to go on a date but then gets upset when she learns its for a cup of coffee at the local cafe not a full course meal at a 5 star restaurant. (Red flag because if a woman likes you she'll go to the park with you, she's there for you in that case and congratulations you aren't so ugly you have to bribe women to go out with you, now you'll learn what it is to be treated like a sex object )
A woman that says she's independent and she can handle it, then gets a flat tire and calls you to come help her
-( How to make your gf appreciate you, next time car maintenance needs to be done on her car. Invite her and starts giving instructions until she learns to appreciate you and shut up that you do nothing and she does everything)
-( When you meet a woman on the road flagging you for help with a flat tire, do not she's fully capable just a bit anxious, you should pop the window and give her a message of encouragement: " You go girl, you can do it" that way you'll make it to work 5 minutes early and with a smile that you did not belittle her and also kept your hands clean and saved time. Efficiency 101)
Women that say they are equal then complain when a random trans woman enters their sport and takes the Olympic medal without even trying and is 9999th place if compared to the male equivalent, aka not even top 10 or 100 or 1000 in men's league, to include also intellectual sports such as chess and even gaming and competitive knitting.
Mothers who say they love their kids and then go support Lindsay Clancy (Its redder than the communist flag stamped on Satan's inflamed asshole)
Women who say women such as Lizzo are pretty then get upset when you call them as pretty as Lizzo. ( Try it very funny reactions)
- (They don't want pretty celebrities, they want celebrities that are uglier than them so they feel better about being fat and ugly, thats why all modern movies, video games and the like have butch lesbian orks as female characters and on the opposite end women as they should be idealized in non western world asian made games)
- ( Alternatively why most romantic movies that are hits such as twilight have plain heroines is because it helps women project themselves on to them as women aren't great at abstracting themselves into another character thats not them aka why fat ugly female game developers put fat female game characters in games that look suspiciously like them instead of the pinnacle of beauty as art should)
Now i know you see a pattern here but red flags are used in dating mostly and i cant view the world from any other perspective than my own, then speak my mind as honesty is a virtue i hold dear
A woman that says she's independent and she can handle it, then gets a flat tire and calls you to come help her
-( How to make your gf appreciate you, next time car maintenance needs to be done on her car. Invite her and starts giving instructions until she learns to appreciate you and shut up that you do nothing and she does everything)
-( When you meet a woman on the road flagging you for help with a flat tire, do not she's fully capable just a bit anxious, you should pop the window and give her a message of encouragement: " You go girl, you can do it" that way you'll make it to work 5 minutes early and with a smile that you did not belittle her and also kept your hands clean and saved time. Efficiency 101)
Women that say they are equal then complain when a random trans woman enters their sport and takes the Olympic medal without even trying and is 9999th place if compared to the male equivalent, aka not even top 10 or 100 or 1000 in men's league, to include also intellectual sports such as chess and even gaming and competitive knitting.
Mothers who say they love their kids and then go support Lindsay Clancy (Its redder than the communist flag stamped on Satan's inflamed asshole)
Women who say women such as Lizzo are pretty then get upset when you call them as pretty as Lizzo. ( Try it very funny reactions)
- (They don't want pretty celebrities, they want celebrities that are uglier than them so they feel better about being fat and ugly, thats why all modern movies, video games and the like have butch lesbian orks as female characters and on the opposite end women as they should be idealized in non western world asian made games)
- ( Alternatively why most romantic movies that are hits such as twilight have plain heroines is because it helps women project themselves on to them as women aren't great at abstracting themselves into another character thats not them aka why fat ugly female game developers put fat female game characters in games that look suspiciously like them instead of the pinnacle of beauty as art should)
Now i know you see a pattern here but red flags are used in dating mostly and i cant view the world from any other perspective than my own, then speak my mind as honesty is a virtue i hold dear
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