I was taking a test during finals ,i was seated right in the center Of the room . i felt the presssure building from lunch but i couldnt leave.. so i tried to execute a very stealthy one cheek sneak . the violent butt eruption that ensued would have made the local villagers flee in terror ..Barked right of the hard wood seat "SsSsSsSwWeEeEeEeEFfFfFfRrRAaAaAaAaPpPpP"😱 i swear it echoed off the acoustic roof tile and gave a nice reverb effect . Everyone within the blast pattern said in Unison "EWWWWW!!!" while sliding their desks away.It looked as if we were making a model of a bomb blast pattern and i represented ground zero. The teacher tried to regain order by saying "alright people ..grow up and get back to your tests" And then the smell hit ..His Lip curled like elvis and he got the pepe lew pew stink nostril and said "whoa!!!! Jesus christ!!"and tried to clear the air with air freshner but it only seemed to anger it :shock1: By that time Classmates were fleeing the room and others were cranking open the windows .After the room aired out i was quarentined to the very back of the room under an open window. I can see the humor in it now but as a teen .. yikes :sulkoff: