What is your most recent purchase?

Leather couch (2 seater. with electric recliners and cup holders), new dining table & chairs + a new cordless stick vacuum! Today officially marks the end of my spending spree. I pretty much have everything I need now....
 
Leather couch (2 seater. with electric recliners and cup holders), new dining table & chairs + a new cordless stick vacuum! Today officially marks the end of my spending spree. I pretty much have everything I need now....

Wait...you didn't buy me anything. Spending spree is not over yet! LOL!
 
Sniff, Mistoff, you get Toretto's love - but what do I get?

Two-thirds of sweet stuff all!

I bet even bloody Jamie is higher on Toretto's list of faves than me!

[And the b*gger is catching me up on the AFL Pick The Winners comp he got me to enter. Grr-f*cking-rrr, eh?]

I shall take my frustrations out on the opposition team at Rugby this arvo. Hell, the ref, too, if he gets in my way. I feel lethal today!
 
Sniff, Mistoff, you get Toretto's love - but what do I get?

You're an All Star!
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You're an All Star!
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Not enough, Mistoff.

Unless Toretto shows his (platonic!) love for me by making a gesture like, oh, airfreighting his 957549295429473-inch wall TV to me as a gift, I shan't be sharing any of this here cake with him!

Mind, you'll struggle to get any of said cake too, ha. 'Sharing' and 'my food' are words that never appear in the same sentence!
 
Not enough, Mistoff.

Unless Toretto shows his (platonic!) love for me by making a gesture like, oh, airfreighting his 957549295429473-inch wall TV to me as a gift, I shan't be sharing any of this here cake with him!

Mind, you'll struggle to get any of said cake too, ha. 'Sharing' and 'my food' are words that never appear in the same sentence!

LMAO! Okay, I tried.
 
Sniff, Mistoff, you get Toretto's love - but what do I get?

Two-thirds of sweet stuff all!

I bet even bloody Jamie is higher on Toretto's list of faves than me!

[And the b*gger is catching me up on the AFL Pick The Winners comp he got me to enter. Grr-f*cking-rrr, eh?]

I shall take my frustrations out on the opposition team at Rugby this arvo. Hell, the ref, too, if he gets in my way. I feel lethal today!

LOL. You're funny!

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Not enough, Mistoff.

Unless Toretto shows his (platonic!) love for me by making a gesture like, oh, airfreighting his 957549295429473-inch wall TV to me as a gift, I shan't be sharing any of this here cake with him!

Mind, you'll struggle to get any of said cake too, ha. 'Sharing' and 'my food' are words that never appear in the same sentence!

You're in my will Andrew. You DO get the TV if I manage to cark it ha ha
 
You DO get the TV if I manage to cark it ha ha

You've heard of Toys "Я" Us, right?

They have a sister company called Carks "Я" Toretto.

Be afraid, be very afraid!

Kicked 5 goals (and 13 points) from 7 attempts today. A pass. And good enough for us to win 38-22. Referee survived...
 
You've heard of Toys "Я" Us, right?

They have a sister company called Carks "Я" Toretto.

Be afraid, be very afraid!

Kicked 5 goals (and 13 points) from 7 attempts today. A pass. And good enough for us to win 38-22. Referee survived...

Nicely done!
 
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