What is your most recent purchase?

A hooker that was $500.00 for the date, butt implants oh I couldn't pass this one up it was a really terrific deal a beautiful 1986 ugo they lied on the ad the miles were right 3,639,123,69 but they said it was mint condition....but, when I got there it had no spair it was missing the steering wheel. Out of all things not have when your driving is 🤬 a steering wheel I had a hard time diving that damm thing home you want to talk about along story ..... I'll save that for another time. As I said I got a great deal $3,500 oh and the left rear courterpanal was rusted out but it's a classic I wasn't letting that one slip away and I bet anyone on this site would have done the same but I picked up that $500.00 a date hooker with it and when I pulled up and she was dressed oh so elegant you should have seen the look she gave me I think she thought it was some type of foreign sports car just by the expression on her face I knew I'd impress her but we went out to dinner and then we went to a Walmart parking lot there's a couple of lights out so I parked under them and we started fooling around and let me tell you it was easy fooling around in that car I mean I know it's small but I Don't have a steering wheel I'll tell you the rest of the story another time. Hey, I almost forgotten to tell you about the cow with no legs I saved from being slaughter I am just a little embarrassed to tell my friends that I actually did it and if you like to hear how I saved him I left the story on advice
 
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Microsoft Aviation Simulator game. Have not had a chance to really enjoy it but already have crashed into Mt Everest and the Empire State Building. Who wants to co-pilot with me? Preferences would be someone who knows how to fly or knows more than me and can at least figure out how to gain altitude so I can avoid crashing.
 
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