What made you smile today ?

My mate had snuck a vase into my luggage that I really wanted but debated buying and never went back for.
Adore this mofo.

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Being given bad reps and called a stupid guacamole in the comment section ha ha.

Some people need putting down on this forum.. they really do.. honest to God.. hilarious though.
 
A joke I made with our store manager Jason today. First, a bit of a set-up: The other day, I needed somebody to get the compactor (I'm the guy who cleans the place at our local Wal-Mart), and I asked the store manager if we wouldn't mind getting it, and he jokingly told one of the assistant managers, Amanda to get it (he wanted it done, but he was clearly saying to do it in a jokey fashion).

While we were at the compactor, we joked about how mean he is, and I said I bet he eats kittens and babies for breakfast. She thought that was funny, and told him. He said to an associate later on "You know what this guy said about me? He says I eat puppies and babies for breakfast!" *associate he told it to laughs* Me: Well, actually it was babies and kittens. Then I made some remark about how he has little horns that pop out of his head when he leaves the store, and he made a quip about how he has a red tail hidden in his pants, too. I thought it was pretty funny.
 
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