What made you smile today ?

I got a good laugh a little while ago. I was somewhere else when I got a message from some random guy saying, "Hi, how are you?" I was being friendly and responded back with, "I'm fine and you?" The very next communication from him was, "I'm good. So where do you live?" I had to tell him that I was not about to answer a question like that from some random stranger on the Internet. I told him that if he was looking for a date or a hook up, I would tell him that I am old enough to be his mother, my daughter is actually older than his age on his profile, and my being gay totally left him out in the cold.

Now, I'm going to go and wipe the tears from my eyes from laughing so hard.
 
Waking up and deciding that as an adult I can definitely have whatever I want for breakfast. So two boxes of dominos chicken later... I'm smiling.
 
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