What made you smile today ?

Eating chocolate : )
Happy Chocolate Bar GIF by DINOSALLY
 
in response to a coworker who is constantly making sexual remarks ( she's short ,fat , and has the the charisma of dryer lint) She call me stud and i said "naw..i aint got it like that anymore .. i'm more of a twenty minute and get the fuck out kinda guy" you could actually hear her fantasies being crushed 😀 I checked her facebook when i got home and she had put all her dildos on marketplace 😂
 
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