what was the one good thing that happened to you today

Getting to go off on a couple of customers today after they were being rude. They didn't realize what dealership they were at 🙂 . We Don't Give A Flying Fuck Motors 😉 . ​

  1. customer: Thanks but we're just looking (exteme attitude)
  2. me: Great! My name is Joe​
  3. customer: and we're just looking ( yummy, sarcasm )​
  4. me: Who will the car be for? ​
  5. customer: I really wish you people wouldn't come out here and bother us :curse: !​
  6. me: Well you did stop at a car dealership where people get paid to sell you cars. :dontknow: ​
  7. customer: I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT WE WERE JUST LOOKING AND WE'RE NOT BUYING A DAMN THING!​
  8. me: Well since I have nothing to lose............ Why don't you and that beast you call a girlfriend get fucked 🙂 . Do you realize how sweaty my ass got coming out here to greet you bitches? :hmm: . HAVE A NICE DAY NOW 🙂 . ​
The coolest part about it was that my boss thought it was hilarious 😀 .​
 
I woke up laughing as i remembered the random memories Chip and I shared last night... trains, undulation, kick the can, wittle weesy :lol:, Twas too funny.
 
good things happen to me numerous times a day

good things happen to me numerous times a day

i work in an ER. i speak with patients and patients family's alll day! my objective when i leave the house in the morning going into work is to make 99% of the people i encounter smile or feel a bit better. every day i accomplish my objective and the return i get......PHENOMENAL!!!! Just being nice to people gets me compliments out the wazoo. The best one yet was from this 82 year old man, he said, "You sure would make it hard for a man not to fall in love." LOL! I love it! 😀
 
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