What's the one thing today that pissed you off number 2 thread

I was visited by the popos today while I was working for being “a suspicious character walking around the job site” 🙄 they took all my info like I was a criminal.
 
the UM whose moving my comments lol

ITS RANDOM for moi!

Good Morning Smile GIF by DreamWorks Animation
 
with the temp going up the city is getting overrun by pretentious boating assholes and they all have to take up 10 parking spots each 🤬 okay Captain Queef .. nobody gives a shit about your boat ..i hope you get blown off course and drift rudderless into a sewage treatment pond ..capsize and sink to the bottom with the rest of the turds 🖕
 
Crappy day all the way around...transportation issues made me late for work 😫 ..tried to play catch up but it like was quicksand the harder i tried the further i sank 😒 phone wouldnt take a charge so i was on under 20% rations . after i FINALLY Made it home ,, I fucking sharted going up the front steps 😬 just enough to make the bowlegged walk to the bathroom uncomfortable ..mercyful heaven end this day already
 
used the lollipop booster on candy crush when I miscalculated where it would destroy my next move.

some woman who moaned at the driver because SHE got on the wrong bus.

Email came through at 14:57. I log off at 15.00 on the dot.

Bus was late took me nearly 1.5 hours to get home. And that stupid woman didn’t help.
 
some woman who moaned at the driver because SHE got on the wrong bus.
MHMMMMM (black woman voice)

when i was in Boston i got on the damn MTB which was CRAMMED like a can of sardines. Some JLO looking hag in her 40s still got in because she didnt want to wait for the next train. Then she was COMPLAINING at other people being LOUD inside the train because other people were "touching" her when the damn bus was going over bumps in the road and turning and stuff. silly kunt.
 
MHMMMMM (black woman voice)

when i was in Boston i got on the damn MTB which was CRAMMED like a can of sardines. Some JLO looking hag in her 40s still got in because she didnt want to wait for the next train. Then she was COMPLAINING at other people being LOUD inside the train because other people were "touching" her when the damn bus was going over bumps in the road and turning and stuff. silly kunt.
Same as those people that try and have a conversation on the phone on packed transport then constantly shout I CANT HEAR YOU.

Just fkn fk off
 
AC conked out on me at high noon today (currently 32C) then went outside to wait on my guy to come fix it and was chased inside by some rowdy wasps. T-minus 30mins before we have a puddle of Pandora.
 
This dumb motherfuçker at McDonald's, I said no lettuce on my mcchicken, this dumb motherfuçker puts a salad worth on it, like bro I didn't order a fuçking salad ffs
 
random weirdo in public calling me brother ...if by some miraculous chance there is a genetic connection i'm afraid i would have to give my mom a smack on the back of the head
 
random weirdo in public calling me brother ...if by some miraculous chance there is a genetic connection i'm afraid i would have to give my mom a smack on the back of the head
Brother 😉
 
The new neighbours having a shindig and still playing loud music at this hour - they could have at least invited me over for food.
 
someone at work trying to beat the bathroom door down while i was taking shit 🤬 they kept violently trying the door handle and knocking even after i yelled "occupied" they just could have went 20 feet to another restroom ..but no .. they just gotta make my shit difficult ..fuckin constipater 🤬
 
Its official, our WFH days are numbered - I need to find me a sugar daddy (or at my age a sugar great grandpa)
 
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