What's the one thing today that pissed you off number 2 thread

people who Video chat or talk on speak at 1000 % volume 😫 I starting standing behind them and playing Porn on my phone at full volume ..when they start giving me the stink eye i blurt "oh!!! you have no interest on whats going on on my phone?" Now you know the entire planet feels about you" Put in your fucking air pods "
 
My husband…

He is currently snoring in my ear while starfishing on the bed…and I can’t sleep

No wonder couples slept in different beds back then…
 
you know how the school holiday is over?..An endless sprawl of traffic for mile stretching from the school and turning main road and roundabout into a excruciating cluster fuck 😫 just because their entertainment included gas station boner pills and condoms from the clearance aisle we all get to suffer ...fucking breeders
 
trying to make a simple phone transaction and getting stuck automated system hell 😒representative !!!!!!!!!!!!!! REPRESENTATIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤬 they are about to start my automated ass kicking system
 
My fave snowcone van passing at the office today and I missed it because of a meeting that as usual, could have been an email.
 
At the first sign of sunlight and clear weather every dipshit in the neighborhood breaks out the lawn equipment ..because who wants to sleep in 🤨
 
Charlatans

bbc one teeth GIF by BBC
 
all of a sudden the media and a good portion of the public have already forgotten about the Fires in LA .. I swear people have the attention span of a Goldfish
 
splat said:
all of a sudden the media and a good portion of the public have already forgotten about the Fires in LA .. I swear people have the attention span of a Goldfish
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What about me? You forgot about me after that one night.

SPLATTA!
 
not being able to have the simplest conversation about the most trivial and insignificant shit without someone crowbarring politics into the conversation 😫
 
Finding my neighbours new pup in the street unattended and they seem not to care that she was in the street and cud have been hit by a car.
 
Obnoxious auto correct ..when you forget some thing simple as punctuation and you get the shitty message in italics dripping with elitist attitude ...𝘋𝘐𝘥 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘔𝘦𝘢𝘯?🤨 gargle my automatically corrected nut sack 🖕
 
when My computer keeps busting my balls about upgrades and everything start to drag ..so i stop everything and upgrade.. now the fucking thing is moving even slower 🤬 its about to become part of my front yard landscaping
 
When going to the supermarket and I ask to speak to the manager about a price reduction, the same person comes back to me to tell me it ain't possible - gurl, I asked to speak to da manager, not for yo to come back to moi and confirm anything when you are ENTIRELY from a different department. Penguin head.
 
The new generation of online moderators (not here) I remember when being able stand toe to toe in a good old fashioned flame war was considered a skill..I miss the thunderdome days of the internet ..now these ineffectual little turds hide behind the admins skirt..snitch bitches ..and the only tool they have is the Ban hammer ..bunch of fuckin pussies
 
Leigh only wanting to kick a guy sending nudes to minor for 5 minutes in GC saying she can't assume he saw her age on her profile.
 
Summer lesson of the day ..if your going to flop down on a hot leather chair make sure there are no holes in your boxers
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I need a spatula but i couldnt fit through kitchen door ..nobody is answering my texts and 911 wont stop laughing
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If this thing go south dont let them turn this into a lifetime movie event
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Having to cancel my nail appointment because I'm poorly and she's pregnant when my nails are looking ROUGH. 🤦🏼‍♀️
 
I've binge watched a series and have caught up to the current episode 🤬 now i have to wait around for a week for the next episode like a common putz ..i need closure
 
splat said:
I've binge watched a series and have caught up to the current episode 🤬 now i have to wait around for a week for the next episode like a common putz ..i need closure
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This is why I only ever watch shows that are fully completed these days!

Mine = A pouring of rain going down the back of my jumper whilst I directed some of the work lads carrying some new equipment into the venue. 🤢
 
When i get in bed and find the sweet spot ..Just wrapped in a cocoon of tranquility ..warm safe and totally relaxed ..Zen ..as i drift into peaceful slumber my bladder becomes an huge attention whore 😒.."hey everybody look at me ..Hey ho ..i want attention " ...It cant be bargained or reasoned with..it doesnt feel pity or remorse and it will not stop until you stumble to the bathroom with a piss hard on ..and once back in bed ..i cant get back to the comfort zone🤬
 
splat said:
When i get in bed and find the sweet spot ..Just wrapped in a cocoon of tranquility ..warm safe and totally relaxed ..Zen ..as i drift into peaceful slumber my bladder becomes an huge attention whore 😒.."hey everybody look at me ..Hey ho ..i want attention " ...It cant be bargained or reasoned with..it doesnt feel pity or remorse and it will not stop until you stumble to the bathroom with a piss hard on ..and once back in bed ..i cant get back to the comfort zone🤬
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Relatable. Minus the hard on...
 
Gaggle of geese Hanging out on my front lawn 🤬 I wouldnt mind so much but they are honking at full volume 😫 Sounds like a clown car rolling down a cliff..they are taunting me ...somehow they know i'm out of buckshot
 
Solving a 3D print problem which one of the laziest people I've ever met then expected me to give him to save him the effort of working it out for himself.

I think I'm off his Christmas card list though.
 
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That will look really good on the ring cam😀 ..Angry hairy man in boxers with 90 degree pillow hair strangles Geese ...more on this story at 11:00
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I would pay to see someone throw those tiny little pop fireworks at them. (Ready to get yelled at about animal cruelty.)
 
I was going to say, throwing a bunch of those snap things at a flock of geese would probably infuriate them so much they'd end you 😛
 
So Allison is pissed off about being a female called Allie.

Hire her immediately, the meltdowns are gonna be fuckin’ Christmas banger-tastic.

I’m pissed off she’s not a mod. On topic. 🖕
 
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