And just to pop your bubble, I believe you’re American? In your jurisdiction, where freedom of speech is an enshrined right, slander is only prosecutable if you have suffered DAMAGES stemming from the slander.
Please come back to me once you’ve lost a job, or been denied housing, or had to commit yourself to a facility for psychiatric treatment due to the slander you’ve endured on these forums.
I can call you an unwashed chode, or a petulant dental dam, or a performatively outaged wedge salad all day, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
So piss off, mate.