As soon as Jesus was baptized, he went up out of the water. At that moment heaven was opened, and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove and alighting on him. And a voice from heaven said, “This is my Son, whom I love; with him I am well pleased. I Thee make him a moderator in this realm called Chat Avenue, where all users will say his name in vain and curse him for all eternity”
