Wins For The Day

my ex killed herself this morning in the most ironic way imaginable,

she was drunk, fighting with so-&-so about such-&-such, when she told her current / former luver; * how would you feel if i crashed my car right now, would you miss me if i killed myself? * while on the phone with them…

suddenly, the significant other, a former friend of mine, tells me as they are crying hysterically to me at 3 in the mornin’ that the last thing she said was * oh shitt * as she lost control of her jeep grand cherokee & crashed head on into a pole, accidentally killing herself for real 🙊

…that bitch has no face now, the pole literally went through the driver side wind shield…

let this be a lesson to everyone here that feigns suicide over absolute bullshitt for attention, one day you’re going to fuckk up & accidentally kill yourself for realsies & end up in a closed casket with no fuckin’ face…

woe is me 🖕🏻

peace,
god-bless 🕊️🕊️
@babydolla I'm sorry for your loss of your ex friend. That's so sad. 😢 🙏
May she rest in peace. 🕊️ ✌️
 
4 yrs to the day...and counting.
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