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Lets just say when purplerose goes into her local store to ask for a refund, they've learned to not ask her for receipts
soo this one time at ........

walmart i bought 3 boxes of already cooked bacon. not the heaviest of an item. it was for a camping trip and well already cooked for a couple of reasons 1) no refrigeration needed 2) it cooks easy and quick omg it takes forever for regular bacon to cook over a camp fire. anyhoo we get there like at least 80 miles from any store we go to open the bacon 1st box no bacon we laughed an said 2 other boxes oh well... 2nd box no bacon... 3rd box we jiggled before opening because well i was pissed by this time. 3rd box no jiggle.. no bacon. 6 days later i walked into walmart in my pissed business suit and let them have it. they tried telling me because we opened the 2 boxes we ate the bacon. my laser eyes went into focus and she could feel the hole being ripped through her middle towards her spine. end of the story i got my $8 back.

for those that need a visual:
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also: if you cant abc in your head while writing did you even pass 3rd grade?! ( yes i used 3rd grade because by 3rd grade you have to be proficient in reading & comprehension spelling and writing or they hold you back until you can become so) and no ive never thought about copying and pasting them because usually because i dont tag the 1 i quoted.


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soo this one time at ........

walmart i bought 3 boxes of already cooked bacon. not the heaviest of an item. it was for a camping trip and well already cooked for a couple of reasons 1) no refrigeration needed 2) it cooks easy and quick omg it takes forever for regular bacon to cook over a camp fire. anyhoo we get there like at least 80 miles from any store we go to open the bacon 1st box no bacon we laughed an said 2 other boxes oh well... 2nd box no bacon... 3rd box we jiggled before opening because well i was pissed by this time. 3rd box no jiggle.. no bacon. 6 days later i walked into walmart in my pissed business suit and let them have it. they tried telling me because we opened the 2 boxes we ate the bacon. my laser eyes went into focus and she could feel the hole being ripped through her middle towards her spine. end of the story i got my $8 back.

for those that need a visual:
QyGwqnb.jpg


also: if you cant abc in your head while writing did you even pass 3rd grade?! ( yes i used 3rd grade because by 3rd grade you have to be proficient in reading & comprehension spelling and writing or they hold you back until you can become so) and no ive never thought about copying and pasting them because usually because i dont tag the 1 i quoted.


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We don't even have pre-cooked bacon sold like this. You heard it here first folks, purps is over here paying a small fortune to poop in the woods and kill bears (probably also with glares).

I knew there was a good reason that those of us with common sense avoided pissing you off. It really shows when you actually bring receipts though and some people on here still don't understand 😂
So perhaps the person I'm thinking of from here didn't pass 3rd grade 🤔 seems underdeveloped
 
We don't even have pre-cooked bacon sold like this. You heard it here first folks, purps is over here paying a small fortune to poop in the woods and kill bears (probably also with glares).

I knew there was a good reason that those of us with common sense avoided pissing you off. It really shows when you actually bring receipts though and some people on here still don't understand 😂
So perhaps the person I'm thinking of from here didn't pass 3rd grade 🤔 seems underdeveloped
you have to have a special permit for bear. they are far and few between. the lottery opens every 2 yrs. if your name is pulled you get your chance some chances come out winners some come out losers. however then your barred from entering the lottery for 7 yrs. if your found in the lottery before the 7 yrs . you lose all your licences from the DNR.

and only a stupid person tent camps in bear country. well only those that have a death wish. we have a cabin in bear country named the condo. and we have a condo on a golf course named the cabin... true story...


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HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII @David NY nice to see you strolling forums again
 
you have to have a special permit for bear. they are far and few between. the lottery opens every 2 yrs. if your name is pulled you get your chance some chances come out winners some come out losers. however then your barred from entering the lottery for 7 yrs. if your found in the lottery before the 7 yrs . you lose all your licences from the DNR.

and only a stupid person tent camps in bear country. well only those that have a death wish. we have a cabin in bear country named the condo. and we have a condo on a golf course named the cabin... true story...


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HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII @David NY nice to see you strolling forums again
Confusing permit system - generally here you just pay a license fee to hunt but here you're only legally allowed to hunt "pests" (wild dogs/cats, rabbits, pigs). Usually permits are only given to people on rural properties. Kangaroos and emus are a no despite being enough to be considered pests. Interestingly Australia declared war against emus in 1932 and we actually lost. We don't have bears but yall don't know vicious until you see a postman riding his motorbike to deliver mail during magpie mating season

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Even killing snakes is starting to become frowned upon here. I'd rather take the stigma than the bite
 
Confusing permit system - generally here you just pay a license fee to hunt but here you're only legally allowed to hunt "pests" (wild dogs/cats, rabbits, pigs). Usually permits are only given to people on rural properties. Kangaroos and emus are a no despite being enough to be considered pests. Interestingly Australia declared war against emus in 1932 and we actually lost. We don't have bears but yall don't know vicious until you see a postman riding his motorbike to deliver mail during magpie mating season

Kids Run Away GIF by ViralHog

Even killing snakes is starting to become frowned upon here. I'd rather take the stigma than the bite
I fn hate magpies fr they had them in Alberta most annoying bird.
 
@Coyo its to combat over kill. white tailed deer on the other hand they have pretty high limit and its pretty common to get one. talking in oregon trail life points. moose = 1000, bear = 100, turkey= 25, rabbit= 10, deer = 1, squirrel= your better off dying from dysentery, coyote= plaque dedicated to you placed in town square, wolves=strung up on the trail for all to witness, unless your youngin lost a limb, then you get a hero parade.



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