Write the person above's 3 line tinder bio

[Louize]

As the title says... Write a tinder/bumble/hinge/whatever dating profile bio for them in no more than three lines.

Make it as funny or as serious as you want.

Try and keep it nice(ish)!

 

[!tulsa!]

Oh come on. This would have been fun.

Ok I’ll go first.


Hi. My name is Louise. Looking for an outstanding man who has his own house and his own boat. Please send pics of boat.

 

[-Luka]

“Hey yall wid bigggg tittiez it’s tulsa from truck on yonder highway.
Bring beer I got the hotdogs.
Leave a review, thanks!’’

 

[SouporMan]

“Hey yall wid bigggg tittiez it’s tulsa from truck on yonder highway.
Bring beer I got the hotdogs.
Leave a review, thanks!’’

Leave me the hell alone dude
Harassment isn’t a joke.

 

[Akrta]

Hello and I’m a fluent speaker in 5 languages Spanish English and Italian and I have a 5 inch beard

😂🤣😂🤣

 

[DontCostYaNuffin]

Hello and I’m a fluent speaker in 5 languages Spanish English and Italian and I have a 5 inch beard

😂🤣😂🤣

Those are 3 languages and I’m fluent in 7. Dutch, English, German, French, Spanish, Italian and Polish.

 

[Akrta]

Those are 3 languages and I’m fluent in 7. Dutch, English, German, French, Spanish, Italian and Polish.

It said be funny 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

 

[Dindu Nuffin]

I am as alluring as the Mona Lisa and may be the same age as her. Laughs like a hyena and speaks English, Gibberish, and the Love language. If you a Ginger male I'll be all over you like wallpaper.

 

[Bampot 2.0]

I am as alluring as the Mona Lisa and may be the same age as her. Laughs like a hyena and speaks English, Gibberish, and the Love language. If you a Ginger male I'll be all over you like wallpaper.

I'm Dindu,
Hard working Aussie man, with a white complexion and a thick accent - yeah Onya
I'm 40, singal, and ready to mingal. Peace.
P.S brunette's are my favourite followed by loose women.

 

[ban active]

Im Bampot and I talk absolute rubbish!
I will assist you to sleep with my endless stories!
Hit me up

 

[Bampot 2.0]

Im Bampot and I talk absolute rubbish!
I will assist you to sleep with my endless stories!
Hit me up

Hello mates.

I'm Mrs Banner, with a pretty big banner, so if you want to read my banner on my profile I assure you you'll become very activated to write to me - yes I'm singal, blue eyed and live on the east coast where there are the most snakes.

P.s - no men with smelly breath or yellow teeth or a mullet or mushy manners, come on mate, I'm an Aussie, a tough woman by trade, I got standards, onya champ.

 

[Dindu Nuffin]

Hello I am Bampot. If you are a human (male or female - don't matter), over 18, have a pulse, and single I am all yours. Must love being called "darling".

 

[Bampot 2.0]

Hello I am Bampot. If you are a human (male or female - don't matter), over 18, have a pulse, and single I am all yours. Must love being called "darling".

DISCRIMINATION!