@Boba Fett and @Amandalorian have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Boba Fett wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work.
Every morning for 15 years, Amandalorian says, "One of these days, you're gonna fart your guts out!"
One Thanksgiving morning, Amandalorian's preparing the turkey and gets an idea. Before Boba Fett gets up, she creeps upstairs and places the turkey innards in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself.
Well, later that morning, Boba Fett wakes up and goes through his morning ritual. He screams as he goes running into the bathroom. Amandalorian laughs, but is concerned after noticing that Boba Fett has been in the bathroom for 3 hours.
She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door, when Boba Fett opens up, pale as a ghost. He says, "You were right. You were right. I did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God and these two fingers I got them back up there again."
Every morning for 15 years, Amandalorian says, "One of these days, you're gonna fart your guts out!"
One Thanksgiving morning, Amandalorian's preparing the turkey and gets an idea. Before Boba Fett gets up, she creeps upstairs and places the turkey innards in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself.
Well, later that morning, Boba Fett wakes up and goes through his morning ritual. He screams as he goes running into the bathroom. Amandalorian laughs, but is concerned after noticing that Boba Fett has been in the bathroom for 3 hours.
She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door, when Boba Fett opens up, pale as a ghost. He says, "You were right. You were right. I did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God and these two fingers I got them back up there again."
