The Yes/No Game

No 🙁 But my tongue has other talents

Can you fit a whole banana in your mouth?
 
Yes 😈

Have you ever swapped the 'm' and 'n' around on a colleague's keyboard just because they're annoying asf?
 
No but my boss in my first job used to nick his secretary's lunch every day and she was oblivious. I blame the lack of food on her lack of brain power.

Have you ever poked a prawn into the chair of a colleague you dislike so after a day or two (s)he smells like rotting fish?
 
Inkandtatts said:
No but my boss in my first job used to nick his secretary's lunch every day and she was oblivious. I blame the lack of food on her lack of brain power.

Have you ever poked a prawn into the chair of a colleague you dislike so after a day or two (s)he smells like rotting fish?
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No. I am increasingly concerned for everyone who has the misfortune of knowing you, you cretin.

When working from home, did you ever… like… not work sometimes?
 
Yes.

I started off 2020 working like a dog from early on until mid-April. I had the rest of April and the beginning of May with practically zero work. From mid-May 2020, it went crazy and hasn't stopped since. Now on the days I wfh, I "delegate" 🙂

Did you ever break lockdown rules?
 
Inkandtatts said:
Yes.

I started off 2020 working like a dog from early on until mid-April. I had the rest of April and the beginning of May with practically zero work. From mid-May 2020, it went crazy and hasn't stopped since. Now on the days I wfh, I "delegate" 🙂

Did you ever break lockdown rules?
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I think. So yes ig.

Have you ever been arrested?
 
Yes, my Nan when I went to her bingo club

Have you ever been so embarrassed about something you’ve had to stay home until it’s become old news?
 
No. Not for lack of trying. RIP Karen McCrone. She’s not dead. She just got old.

Did you ever get down and dirty in school/at work?
 
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