The Yes/No Game

No. Not for lack of trying. RIP Karen McCrone. She’s not dead. She just got old.

Did you ever get down and dirty in school/at work?
I work at a bar. So yes.

Have you ever been caught by your parents while ‘getting down?’
 
My poor dad, yes

Ever called a lover someone else’s name by accident?
Yes. The last guy I hooked up with. I was certain he said his name was Marcus. Apparently it was Cameron. Accidents happen.

Have you ever broken up with someone simply because they were bad in the sack?
 
Yes. The last guy I hooked up with. I was certain he said his name was Marcus. Apparently it was Cameron. Accidents happen.

Have you ever broken up with someone simply because they were bad in the sack?
No but I did break up with someone on Christmas Day via text.

Have you ever hooked up with a partners friend?
 
Yes but only after the relationship ended

Has this become the sexual interests thread?
 
No but I might put my man in it if he does that again

Have you ever worn someone else’s underwear ?
 
not gonna answer that but wtf lmao, this should be in adult section imo
 
Yes, many times (you have to include ‘yes’ or ‘no’ in the answer 🙂 )

Have you ever had an allergic reaction?
 
Yes, many times (you have to include ‘yes’ or ‘no’ in the answer 🙂 )

Have you ever had an allergic reaction?
Yes. I’m allergic to strawberries, annoyingly.

Have you ever been in a car accident?
 
Yes when people can’t park in the lines. I can’t help it. It’s like a red rag to a bull

Have you ever overtaken someone on the inside, on the motorway, because they’re in the fast lane when the middle lane is clear - and given them the middle finger as you pass them?
 
Yes when people can’t park in the lines. I can’t help it. It’s like a red rag to a bull

Have you ever overtaken someone on the inside, on the motorway, because they’re in the fast lane when the middle lane is clear - and given them the middle finger as you pass them?
Only once. I was in the States, actually, in a rental with my brother, and after flipping the bloke off he followed our car for over an hour. Never again.

Do you toss litter out of your car windows?
 
No. No. No.

Have you ever messed with someone’s autocorrect so every time they type their name, they get (aka Twat) after it?

Eg. John Smith (aka Twat)
 
No. No. No.

Have you ever messed with someone’s autocorrect so every time they type their name, they get (aka Twat) after it?

Eg. John Smith (aka Twat)
No. Though I have replaced in my mum’s phone the word ‘now’ with “meow.”

e.g. ‘Where are you right meow? I have groceries for you.’

Do you ever eat dessert for/as dinner?
 
Yes, all the time. Cake is the best dinner.

Would you consider yourself a good person?
Yes. Though I also don’t necessarily buy into the idea that people are good or bad. I think we all have things about ourselves that are good and bad.

Do you think a person who lies can still consider themselves honest?
 
Yes. Sometimes lies are a necessary evil

Do you think it’s better to be good and on time than perfect and late ?
 
Yes im always on time i hate being late or people being late unless its a valid reason.

Have you ever been fired from a job?
 
No, I’ve only ever resigned. I now fire people at will

Have you ever gone through a self checkout and scanned an orange as an onion because they’re cheaper ?
 
No, I’ve only ever resigned. I now fire people at will

Have you ever gone through a self checkout and scanned an orange as an onion because they’re cheaper ?
No thats literally my job to watch for people who that 😂😂

Have you ever walked out of shop and forgot to pay
 
Yes. It was an embarrassing CD I bought in ASDA. I put it under my jacket hiding it so no-one saw what I was buying and forgot to pay for it. I almost went back but got too scared in case I was arrested. I was just a wee lad.

Have you ever suffered unrequited love?
 
Yes. It was an embarrassing CD I bought in ASDA. I put it under my jacket hiding it so no-one saw what I was buying and forgot to pay for it. I almost went back but got too scared in case I was arrested. I was just a wee lad.

Have you ever suffered unrequited love?
I’m currently suffering from it, yes.

Have you ever stayed in a relationship that made you unhappy, simply because you were comfortable or too afraid to leave?
 
I’m currently suffering from it, yes.

Have you ever stayed in a relationship that made you unhappy, simply because you were comfortable or too afraid to leave?
Yes i spent 10 years in one engaged for 2 was a weight lifted when we broke up.

Have you ever broke up a relationship all because you fancied their partner?
 
Yeah, I got headlice as a kid.

Have you ever cheated on a partner? (Apologies if this has come up before, I don't want to read the whole thread)
(Frankly duplicate questions are great, since new folks can answer, so do not apologise, my guy!)

No, I haven’t. Been cheated on by multiple guys, though. Men are trash. 😘

Have you ever gotten drunk and eaten an entire banoffee pie on your own?
 
(Frankly duplicate questions are great, since new folks can answer, so do not apologise, my guy!)

No, I haven’t. Been cheated on by multiple guys, though. Men are trash. 😘

Have you ever gotten drunk and eaten an entire banoffee pie on your own?
Replace banoffee pie with cheesecake and yes I have. No shame.

Have you ever done.. the deed (solo or otherwise) while being watched? In real life. Cam doesn't count.
 
Yes. Always felt a right tit. I’ve also pulled when I should have pushed

Have you ever/would you ever put washing up liquid in the cistern of a toilet in your workplace?
 
Yes. Always felt a right tit. I’ve also pulled when I should have pushed

Have you ever/would you ever put washing up liquid in the cistern of a toilet in your workplace?
Living near or with you would put me in an asylum.

No. I haven’t. Because I’m not a hooligan.

Have you ever complimented someone you didn’t know, simply because you knew they were having a bad day?
 
Living near or with you would put me in an asylum.

No. I haven’t. Because I’m not a hooligan.

Have you ever complimented someone you didn’t know, simply because you knew they were having a bad day?
I have, but then I try to compliment people whether they're having a bad day or not.

Have you ever received a compliment that's really brightened your day and stuck with you ever since?
 
No, I don't like yoghurt. Sue me

Have you ever started irrationally hating a long-term friend for no apparent reason?
 
No, I don't like yoghurt. Sue me

Have you ever started irrationally hating a long-term friend for no apparent reason?
Nah. My hatred is always well-informed. And intense.

Do you have road rage?
 
No, not right now but I will in about 20 minutes.

Do you ever answer threads on here while sitting on the toilet?
 
No, not right now but I will in about 20 minutes.

Do you ever answer threads on here while sitting on the toilet?
Unabashedly yes. What else am I supposed to do when I’m tending to business? Gosh.

Would your family and friends be horrified by your internet search history?
 
Yes but I mod Gay Chat so I have an excuse planned : “research”

Are you a vegetarian?
 
My question: if a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear, does it make a sound?
 
Yes i do i read mine all the time.

Have you ever spoke nasty about a family member behind their back and not felt bad about it?
 
Yes i do i read mine all the time.

Have you ever spoke nasty about a family member behind their back and not felt bad about it?
Yes. My aunt is a bag of d!cks.

Do you buy into the “three second rule” when you drop foodstuffs?
 
YES to vegans. You can’t plead all this “don’t hurt animals for food” etc etc and then kill the rats and mice that just want food!

Do you have too much time on your hands?
 
thank god ur ok with vegetarians! im sorry but i will happily kill a rat or mouse
life or death situation
its me or them


not right now but summers im such a free boy

have u ever had a dream about going to tesco
 
Yes all the time as i work there 😅😅

Have you ever stubbed your toe off the side of the bed and cried?
 
Yes. Especially with ingrown toenails it is murder.

Do you ever follow the rules in a game?
 
Yes. Especially with ingrown toenails it is murder.

Do you ever follow the rules in a game?
Yes. Or almost always. When the Game of Life tries to saddle me with two cars full of children, I say, “NOT TODAY.”

Do you enjoy rollercoasters?
 
Yea course i would i mean i can buy new feet right? 😂😂

Have you ever made a bet against a friend and lost and did you have to do a forfit?
 
Yea course i would i mean i can buy new feet right? 😂😂

Have you ever made a bet against a friend and lost and did you have to do a forfit?
I've certainly made and lost bets, but I've never forfeited. Fortunately, the stakes have always been more amusing than punitive.

Have you ever paid for anything of decent value entirely in coin change?
 
Yes, if £50 is considered decent value.

It was ages ago when petrol was mildly affordable. The a-hole in the garage wouldn’t let me off with a penny so the next time I paid a visit, I took a mix of £1, £2 and 50p coins and put £50.02 in my car.

Have you ever worked a job you hate for longer than a year just because the money was good?
 
Yes, if £50 is considered decent value.

It was ages ago when petrol was mildly affordable. The a-hole in the garage wouldn’t let me off with a penny so the next time I paid a visit, I took a mix of £1, £2 and 50p coins and put £50.02 in my car.

Have you ever worked a job you hate for longer than a year just because the money was good?
I currently work at a grody gay bar where I have to deal with lecherous old men with balls that dangle like a Newton's cradle between their knees. I stay because the tips are EPIC. So yes.

Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
 
No but im sure you're super cute 🥰

Have you ever dreamt about someone you shouldnt have and told them?
 
Yes. Ted Pullin gets so many emails from me, I’m just waiting for the police to knock on my door.

Have you ever fallen asleep in the sun and ended up looking like a lobster?
 
No, you become immune to it.

Have you ever waited in gay chat for an Essex boy who’s Irish and burns like a bitch, only to find he’s dishing out his nuggets elsewhere?
 
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Are you currently questioning Apollo’s sanity?

Yes - he broke my damn game! Although I’m usually questioning @Apollo ’s sanity while I’m sniffing his socks.

Have your ever broken a Forums game?
 
No coz this is my first game ive joined in on 😃

When you were small did you ever pretend to run away just to annoy your parents?
 
Yes and threatened to call Child Line and tell them all sorts, if I didn’t get my way.

Will the wonderful @Apollo restore his post that broke my game? (pretty please, God of VGC and 25% God of Forums 😘)
 
No. (It’s ok to answer your own questions)

Have you ever cooked a chicken in a microwave?
 
Yes, I'm lonely. Help

Do you want to be my friend?
No. In the words of Prince “I wanna be your lover. I wanna be the only one that makes you come running…”

Ever bought a homeless person some food and regretted it?
 
No. In the words of Prince “I wanna be your lover. I wanna be the only one that makes you come running…”

Ever bought a homeless person some food and regretted it?
Yes because they said they didn’t like sausage rolls 💀

You ever been so drunk you forgot your own name
 
Yes? I once spent a drunken Christmas day wearing a red wig and pink hat that belonged to my niece. Even went to some corner shops and forgot it was on

Have you ever made a complete fool of yourself in public?
 
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